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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 22

    Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Secret To Her Healthy, Radiant Skin Eating 20 Pounds Of Kielbasa A Day https://trib.al/832gGa9 pic.twitter.com/oJcPzwRXeW

    11:47 AM - 22 Aug 2018
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    37 replies 162 retweets 1,096 likes
      1. Scary from Boogle‏ @kashoobs Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wow cannot believe Gwyneth Paltrow and my babcia share the same beauty secret

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      1. Jason Alderson‏ @red0herring Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fake news, my grandmother looked nothing like Gwyneth Paltrow.

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      2. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She’s lying. There’s a 0% chance that she’s even physically capable of eating that much sausage in a day.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. L  📺‏ @purllsofwisdom Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheLesbianMafia

        Was it being consciously uncoupled? It did wonders for my skin as well

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. The EXCLUSIVE Gynocentric Lesbian MAAATRIARCHYYY!!‏ @TheLesbianMafia Aug 22
        Replying to @purllsofwisdom @TheOnion

        Lol 😆

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      1. Shatter‏ @Shatter242 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The trick is that she doesn't swallow

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      2. Kajsa  🗝️ 🇵🇸 ⚖️‏ @K_Anckarstrom Aug 22
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        @winniethehowelI

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      4. Kajsa  🗝️ 🇵🇸 ⚖️‏ @K_Anckarstrom Aug 22
        Replying to @winniethehowelI @TheOnion

        read it :p

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But where's the Sauerkraut???

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      1. b. soles‏ @brandonsoles Aug 22
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        @rstapley

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      1. Myke‏ @ibHesse Aug 22
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        That’s incredible!

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      1. Oh Canadian‏ @ohcanadian Aug 22
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        Oh at first I thought this was @thehill #Sorry.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Aug 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That would explain the fatty tissue she has for a brain.

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      1. Doug Roling‏ @DougRoling1 Aug 22
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        I thought she eats goop to keep radiant

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      1. VulGar‏ @TrueVulgarian Aug 22
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        I think you misunderstood by "can't get enough sausage" meant.

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      1. Jean-Claude VanDang-it‏ @JimmySnivel Aug 22
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        Wow, hot

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      1. Maryl Vita‏ @IllCaesar Aug 22
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        Shameful, setting such unrealistic bodt standards for young girls everywhere! How does she expect a working-class teen to keep up with her eating habits to avoid being bullied?

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