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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 22

    Pros And Cons Of Trump’s Space Force https://trib.al/XREdOSI pic.twitter.com/g0uzfKlV3M

    10:10 AM - 22 Aug 2018
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 22

        President Trump is apparently moving forward on his controversial proposal to create a space force as the sixth branch of the U.S. military. The Onion takes a look at the pros and cons of developing a space force. https://trib.al/XREdOSI pic.twitter.com/flxbYsunWw

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      1. Dianna Amick‏ @dlamick Aug 22
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        My favorite: Sooner or later, the problematic “everything about it” factor will arise.

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      1. Murdoc the Malevolent‏ @BenjaminThiccc Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Con: “Not a whole lot of oil in space.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      1. John Cobb‏ @johnrcobb Aug 22
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        The pros and cons of pros and cons: Pros: Has pros Cons: Has cons

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      1. Cowboy "Boo" Dan‏ @CowboyDanPaasch Aug 22
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        😜pic.twitter.com/UmXBneP5rh

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 22
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        A lot of Cons in Trump’s plans.

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      1. WSMCR Forum‏ @WSMCRForum Aug 22
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        At this very moment there are companies and national interests rushing to be the first to get a cut of the next mineral boom. Will you be a part of it or will it leave you behind?http://WSMCR.org 

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      1. alex (patiently waiting for MATD4) 🛴‏ @purehoneyfroot Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        wow this really made me think, thank you, for posting this genius piece of news, The Onion is again contributing to society in the best way possible 🤧🤧

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      1. Rob Streetman‏ @Barman235 Aug 22
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        Klaatu Barata Nikto...

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      1. Andy Worsley‏ @APWorsley Aug 22
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        Of course there are reasons why the US shouldn't build a force to bring death from space, but are there also reasons why it should? For the sake of fairness, we’ve brought in two experts with opposite opinions, who will have equal time to say those opinions. that’s what news is.

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      1. An Unreasonable Woman‏ @licia_page Aug 22
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        Con: You can't see cool pictures like this of space from space!!! (do they have photoshop in space?)

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      1. Clovis‏ @clovis69 Aug 22
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        There’s a buttload of hydrocarbons on Titan...like lakes and rivers

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      1. Lux‏ @ReiiMiir Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just go on long vacation whoever is really working working for this fiasco.. ??maybe master yoga and meditation..

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      1. george‏ @Geo77ge Aug 22
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        But there's already Space Force isn't there.pic.twitter.com/gvcE9uyIWR

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