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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 22

    Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://trib.al/XdFxWeF pic.twitter.com/TxHKGG6Vty

    7:30 AM - 22 Aug 2018
    • 2,308 Retweets
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    • 受け継がれる不労収入を構築しよう☆彡 the beccxorsist Eliort Proedros ZeDo Ray Adams مجد خالد puneet 🏏 olivia
    77 replies 2,308 retweets 10,638 likes
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      2. Robert McKenzie‏ @TheRobert1288 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheEsquireof212 @POLIV411 @Sonyapgh @gbgary54 @jatkat45 @soonerrf @randycrossFB @stylishsatirist

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. Jenice Tom‏ @jatkat45 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheRobert1288 @TheOnion and

        Ooh ooh I know that guy! Doesn’t everyone?

        2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      4. gary beatty‏ @gbgary54 Aug 22
        Replying to @jatkat45 @TheRobert1288 and

        I think I used to be that guy until I gave away my last fuck 40 years ago. lol

        0 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You say that but on a metaphysical level he already has and as Pavlov proved his dog may bark but its tail might not wag. Particularly if the cat in the box is neither dead or alive. Much in the same way the classroom exists but only while there are students in it to learn.

        1 reply 1 retweet 35 likes
      3. dunweyweydum‏ @DunWeyWeyDum Aug 22
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        ...sophist

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Aug 22
        Replying to @DunWeyWeyDum @TheOnion

        Sorry I have never played the Saxophone

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      1. Matthew Buongiovanni‏ @Mattbuongi Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you guys only wrote satire

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      2. Alisa Aydin 🔪 🎃‏ @Alisa_Aydin Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This onion article goes out to all my college homeboys who said things would be better if we all lived in a hunter-gatherer society

        1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
      3. Michael Cunningham‏ @MCunninghamAJC Aug 22
        Replying to @Alisa_Aydin @TheOnion

        Libertarians still holding out hope for that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. PhunnyFilosophy‏ @PhunnyFilosophy Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @BrandoTheMeat

        Onion is still kickin????

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Animal Crackers: The Movie‏ @BrandoTheMeat Aug 22
        Replying to @PhunnyFilosophy @TheOnion

        Yes and thank god they are

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. PhunnyFilosophy‏ @PhunnyFilosophy Aug 22
        Replying to @BrandoTheMeat @TheOnion

        🥳🙌

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. poo poo diaries‏ @elayna_kinney Aug 22
        Replying to @pviola_ @TheOnion

        lmao exactly what I was thinking

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      1. Will Adams‏ @will_i_am_adams Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @benshapiro

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      2. BingoValley‏ @binlava Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That dude was also in my philosophy classes like 15 years ago!

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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