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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 21

    Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke https://trib.al/2TcxmRW pic.twitter.com/XBfhdvTXQR

    7:35 PM - 21 Aug 2018
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    • Ken Rob Bock the thirteenth angry man Brody Michaels The Indeterminator🌹 Breez_Eeze Holly Halloween Jeanmartin Freites 🇺🇸Happy Trumper🇺🇸 ⭐⭐⭐
    59 replies 200 retweets 1,371 likes
      1. The J Man‏ @TheJwhatever Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I cannot believe that The Onion the number one news source for honest and truthful reporting would publish a article filled with such blatant lies

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      2. Dustin Hegedus‏ @DRHegedus Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Another blow to the the republicans today

        1 reply 2 retweets 12 likes
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      1. Nicholas Elavsky‏ @Th3N1ck Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/m8B8PAG5ST

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They’re still going to do that octopus thing, right?...asking for a friend.

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      1. Wrap Monster | Team  💯‏ @funtimewillryan Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn :(

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      1. Zach Jeffries‏ @ZachJeff__ Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is an outrage

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      1. auston rozenberg‏ @AustonRozenberg Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        anime tiddes

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      2. jesse michael‏ @buzzcycle Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @berry_splat @awhellnaww

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Strawberry  🍓‏ @berry_splat Aug 21
        Replying to @buzzcycle @TheOnion @awhellnaww

        What a relief

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. jesse michael‏ @buzzcycle Aug 21
        Replying to @berry_splat @TheOnion @awhellnaww

        😆

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
      1. It's me, Comrade Eddie  👹‏ @BigMoneyEddy Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        at least you triedpic.twitter.com/sOp0KbJd0N

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      1. Vince‏ @hot_coffee_boy Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        NO!!!!!!!!!

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      1. CMDR Web‏ @teleportalist2 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion has a knack for getting my hopes up before I realize it's the Onion.

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      1. Howard - a dolphin‏ @RSFairchild Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I like alien cephalopods in movies, just sayin'

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      1. Arvid B‏ @divra_B Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wish this wasn't the onion

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      1. Bryan Allen‏ @randohitchens Aug 21
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        I’ll take things that will never happen for $400 Alex.

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      1. Eoliwen Hawkborn‏ @Baas_Note Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        well, looks like i will have to go out and meet a real woman to get off now

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      1. Bill Frando‏ @bill_frando Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No other country can perfect the art of a woman taking a dump on a glass table.

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      1. ScHoolboy F.‏ @gamino10 Aug 21
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        There goes my weekend...

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