It can only go downhill from here. Soon they’ll be farting in front of each other and before you know it they’re fighting over who gets custody of the dog. I’ve seen it a million times.
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@sydknee_nelson@realhannahchute tagging you guys cuz i know you'll get a laugh out of this -
I also got a giggle
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Well syd and ham had a moment not too different than this soooo
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I know lol Sydney told me about it
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Does The Onion follow my and
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They must
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How is this news lol???
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It's the onion.
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Lol uhh so???
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The Onion is a satirical media outlet, an overwhelming majority of their articles are entirely for comedic purposes.
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i dont care if it is saturnical they should report the actual news!!
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That's not The Onion's job, their job is to be entertaining. What you're asking is the equivalent of saying stand up comedians should be talking about current events and political views in a completely objective way. That's ridiculous, because that isn't their job.
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The Onion is not a news source and they never have been, why do you want them to stop what they have been doing for years?
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Two seater toilets are coming back.
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Wait, they were a thing ever?
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Have you ever been in an outhouse? Some have two seats, well, holes.
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