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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 21

    Couple At Point Where They're Comfortable Using Toilet At Same Time https://trib.al/Lh1vnHm pic.twitter.com/qoKzCwlXrk

    4:59 PM - 21 Aug 2018
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    • 🌻🐝  Zein Al-Assad Doujin Commissioner 🕯 Richard Jalufka Chris Otto Lorne Greg Deadmond👻🌹 Ratio Al Ghul Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu higher than the sun
    27 replies 89 retweets 860 likes
      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It can only go downhill from here. Soon they’ll be farting in front of each other and before you know it they’re fighting over who gets custody of the dog. I’ve seen it a million times.

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      2. Sarah Chute‏ @sarbiscuit_12 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sydknee_nelson @realhannahchute tagging you guys cuz i know you'll get a laugh out of this

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Queen Jean‏ @4everqueenjean Aug 22
        Replying to @sarbiscuit_12 @TheOnion and

        I also got a giggle

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Sarah Chute‏ @sarbiscuit_12 Aug 22
        Replying to @4everqueenjean @TheOnion and

        Well syd and ham had a moment not too different than this soooo

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Queen Jean‏ @4everqueenjean Aug 22
        Replying to @sarbiscuit_12 @TheOnion and

        I know lol Sydney told me about it

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      2.  ➡ negative bank account balance‏ @napsandcats Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Does The Onion follow my and @redvelvetki 's wacky conversationspic.twitter.com/CbOvlWkNCr

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🎃 Kida Spice Latte  🎃‏ @redvelvetki Aug 22
        Replying to @napsandcats @TheOnion

        They must

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. MyThr0waway93‏ @MikeBigby Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How is this news lol???

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Ender Cobra‏ @TheEnderCobra Aug 22
        Replying to @MikeBigby @TheOnion

        It's the onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. MyThr0waway93‏ @MikeBigby Aug 22
        Replying to @TheEnderCobra @TheOnion

        Lol uhh so???

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. The Ender Cobra‏ @TheEnderCobra Aug 22
        Replying to @MikeBigby @TheOnion

        The Onion is a satirical media outlet, an overwhelming majority of their articles are entirely for comedic purposes.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. MyThr0waway93‏ @MikeBigby Aug 22
        Replying to @TheEnderCobra @TheOnion

        i dont care if it is saturnical they should report the actual news!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. The Ender Cobra‏ @TheEnderCobra Aug 22
        Replying to @MikeBigby @TheOnion

        That's not The Onion's job, their job is to be entertaining. What you're asking is the equivalent of saying stand up comedians should be talking about current events and political views in a completely objective way. That's ridiculous, because that isn't their job.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      9. The Ender Cobra‏ @TheEnderCobra Aug 22
        Replying to @MikeBigby @TheOnion

        The Onion is not a news source and they never have been, why do you want them to stop what they have been doing for years?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. pat blake‏ @EePat Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Two seater toilets are coming back.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. DoubleGeddon‏ @doublegeddon Aug 21
        Replying to @EePat @TheOnion

        Wait, they were a thing ever?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. pat blake‏ @EePat Aug 22
        Replying to @doublegeddon @TheOnion

        Have you ever been in an outhouse? Some have two seats, well, holes.

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