Wow I guess Trump should of hired them too ,,
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Walter, “The Onion” is a parody newspaper!


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He's a parody account.
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How many millionaire bankers that caused the 2008 crisis are sipping on cocktails under a cabana laughing at all of this?
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Jesus, Onion. I hadn't even lit the joint yet.
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This is not satire.
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Onion goes for the throat these days, and its great.
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The day the onion became depressing.
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I HARDLY KNEW COHEN, KID! HE DIDN'T WORK FOR ME! HE'S A LOSER!pic.twitter.com/rxbBsCHT92
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1. Totally fair. 2. In a world where the legal system can’t keep pace with every single rich criminal jackhole, prioritizing prosecution of the politically active ones is not a bad thing.
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Yup. If only to deter them from seeking office and the power to poison the well even further.
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The Onion: "Hundreds Of People Exactly Like Manafort, Cohen Enjoy Another Day Without Any Consequences Whatsoever" Everyone needs to settle down. This was obviously never going to be great news for
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Hey, you’re supposed to be satire. This is reality.
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These days, what's the difference?
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Selective prosecution makes a parody of equal justice under law.
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Man, that's dark, Onion.
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This is literally just real news.
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