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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 21

    Hundreds Of People Exactly Like Manafort, Cohen Enjoy Another Day Without Any Consequences Whatsoever https://trib.al/iGdzCmO pic.twitter.com/fOiZR1XsiZ

    3:41 PM - 21 Aug 2018
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    95 replies 2,601 retweets 9,344 likes
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      2. Walter(Owen's Grandp‏ @walterowensgrpa Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow I guess Trump should of hired them too ,,

        9 replies 4 retweets 159 likes
      3. Stallman's Boo-eard?  😱‏ @StallmansBeard Aug 21
        Replying to @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        Walter, “The Onion” is a parody newspaper! 🤣🤣🤣 #ONIONED

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Vote November 6th‏ @LukeBSkaggs Aug 21
        Replying to @StallmansBeard @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        He's a parody account.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Stallman's Boo-eard?  😱‏ @StallmansBeard Aug 21
        Replying to @LukeBSkaggs @walterowensgrpa @TheOnion

        You just got #STALLMANSBEARDED !!!pic.twitter.com/Rft13QDTrH

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. DeepStateCoo‏ @DeepStateCoo Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How many millionaire bankers that caused the 2008 crisis are sipping on cocktails under a cabana laughing at all of this?

        4 replies 5 retweets 84 likes
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      1. ꙮ  🐉  🐃 Bahu  🐃  🐉 ꙮ‏ @BahuWrites Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jesus, Onion. I hadn't even lit the joint yet.

        0 replies 1 retweet 55 likes
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      1. Muni‏ @muni_d1 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @SaintSluggo

        This is not satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Tosanuj‏ @TosanuJ Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion goes for the throat these days, and its great.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1. SonOfJay‏ @ISellOldClothes Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @THe_chrisC

        The day the onion became depressing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I HARDLY KNEW COHEN, KID! HE DIDN'T WORK FOR ME! HE'S A LOSER!pic.twitter.com/rxbBsCHT92

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      2. Paul Cantrell‏ @inthehands Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @Popehat

        1. Totally fair. 2. In a world where the legal system can’t keep pace with every single rich criminal jackhole, prioritizing prosecution of the politically active ones is not a bad thing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Joanne Taylor‏ @That_Joanne_T Aug 22
        Replying to @inthehands @TheOnion @Popehat

        Yup. If only to deter them from seeking office and the power to poison the well even further.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Statistical Ideas‏ @salilstatistics Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion: "Hundreds Of People Exactly Like Manafort, Cohen Enjoy Another Day Without Any Consequences Whatsoever" Everyone needs to settle down. This was obviously never going to be great news for @realDonaldTrump/@GOP, but it also doesn't mean much for the mid-terms.

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      2. Sarah V.‏ @s_veeCo Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, you’re supposed to be satire. This is reality.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Russet Burbank‏ @Russet_burbank Aug 21
        Replying to @s_veeCo @TheOnion

        These days, what's the difference?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Dan G‏ @radix023 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Selective prosecution makes a parody of equal justice under law.

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      1. Jacqueline Davis, MLS 🎃 🍂‏ @JacksNW Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man, that's dark, Onion. 😿

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      1. The Daily Crier‏ @The_Daily_Crier Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is literally just real news.

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