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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 21

    Man Working Up Courage To Ask Coworker To Office Dance https://trib.al/WJF3tKi pic.twitter.com/t93Kw5mryC

    3:16 PM - 21 Aug 2018
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    • Erik Campbell Ross Jason Sussman Andrew Baier سعد احمد 𝓥inny✨@im dragalia lost send a search team 🎃Spookmaster Wiggly🎃 LIL T Michelle
    22 replies 50 retweets 631 likes
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      2. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can imagine how it'll end in this day and age...pic.twitter.com/GduXzq2LQ2

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Jarrod lachance‏ @jarrod_lachance Aug 21
        Replying to @bertm1975 @TheOnion

        #MGTOW is the only solution to this day and age.

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      1. David BOO!th Kogan‏ @MultipleNights Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        stop attacking me

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      1. Nathan‏ @nahtan123456789 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        go for it dude, you got this

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      1. TraceyCostanzo‏ @CostanzoTracey Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard that “Stacy’s Mom has got it going on....” Maybe he should ask her to go to the dance instead...

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      1. SCI_Crypto Schools‏ @Satoshitoo Aug 21
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        pic.twitter.com/vRFpjxjnrM

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 22
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        See you in Human Resources on Monday.

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      1. bluespeddler‏ @happyphilmo Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Based solely on the picture I’d say that 50/50 a dude, dude.

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      1.  🎃Nick Pickle 🎃‏ @NickPickle04 Aug 21
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        Hope it goes well

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      1. Econ online guy‏ @moneyreflux Aug 21
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        @gabrielenguard how ugly they both are is so perfect

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      1. Brodo‏ @Brodo2016 Aug 21
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        Lol. The office prom.

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      1. Jim Beam‏ @twowithplenty Aug 21
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        Keep it on the down low buddy

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      1. Elfa®‏ @LordElfa Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't do it!!

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      1. Brian‏ @BMWinPTown Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ok which offices have dances and are they hiring?

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      1. Jon Spookson‏ @jonjonedinburgh Aug 21
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        She is way out of his league and he's setting himself up for a big disappointment.

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor Aug 21
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        Never Ever go to the Office Dance . . . . . Never . . . . Just Saying

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      1. Backtoast‏ @thebakedtoast Aug 21
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        Hits hard man

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      1. Ace Pugh  🎃‏ @DrAcePugh Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh yeah, that reminds me, I need to find a date to Fall Ball.

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      1. Kael‏ @iawesomeunot Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you for accurately predicting my future 🙏

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