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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 21

    PETA Condemns BBC For Trapping Thousands Of Endangered Animals Inside TV Screens https://trib.al/rPgmryZ pic.twitter.com/slCScu5Rf3

    2:43 PM - 21 Aug 2018
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    33 replies 633 retweets 2,705 likes
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      2. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Future wild animal documentaries will be conducted live inside viewers' homes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Scott Trail‏ @ScottTrailV22 Aug 21
        Replying to @donholley0 @TheOnion

        Just make sure they are the homes of PETA members. I suggest hyenas be the first in home documentary.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Authentic Don Holley™‏ @donholley0 Aug 21
        Replying to @ScottTrailV22

        pic.twitter.com/X4OV54sOJz

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yet PETA remains silent on the millions of humans who are unethically trapped in front of TV screens, eating cheetos, while the History channel subjects them to confounded, illogical arguments about Alien invasions.

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      1. Behemoth & Leviathan‏ @EmblematicShift Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lets make these animals free! Follow this example:pic.twitter.com/Yudwtzwr3H

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      1. Connie MacGregor‏ @Dudette_abides Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They already got the animal cracker folks, I guess this was the next logical step 🤣

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      2. Jordan Rennison‏ @OneJordyBoi Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This actually seems like something they would do

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Patrick McGuire‏ @Pat_the_katt Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @annie_fick when will it END #savetheflies

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Annie‏ @annie_fick Aug 23
        Replying to @Pat_the_katt @TheOnion

        FLIES ARE ANIMALS TOO 👏🏼👏🏼

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Christoph Burschka‏ @cburschka Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        An unusually cogent argument from PETA.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. A. K‏ @k_munneke Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @VdubsDj

        Did the BBC really do that? How horrible!!

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      1. MyThr0waway93‏ @MikeBigby Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Typical stupid PETA, it's TELEVISION! You have to put the animals in there so people can learn about them and sponsor them etc.

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      1. Lorena‏ @Darkangel0191 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds like something PETA would do

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      1. Experimental Knitter‏ @ExptKnitter Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @real_farmacist

        Actually, they would. They think it's wrong to give a toy stuffed animal to a child. Imagine, no teddy bear, ever.

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      1. Tom Moore‏ @tommoore2004 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!!! Sheesh..

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      2. Jack of all Deeths‏ @JackDeeth Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Reaching out to @BBCJamesCook for comment.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Jack of all Deeths‏ @JackDeeth Aug 21
        Replying to @JackDeeth @TheOnion @BBCJamesCook

        I bet @nickeardleybbc won't cover this.

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      1. bob in miami‏ @bfranz917 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it true they are working with Disney Lion King creators to release Simba back into the wild?

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      1. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How'd they do that?

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