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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 21

    NASA Social Media Manager Considers Himself Part Of Team https://trib.al/E5CWPZE pic.twitter.com/DaE7aeJTk3

    10:58 AM - 21 Aug 2018
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    28 replies 215 retweets 1,802 likes
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      2. Jeff Rich‏ @astrojrich Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Folks in science who run communications and outreach are super important and this attitude is genuinely a problem in STEM work.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. cheap bastard‏ @93toyotacorolla Aug 21
        Replying to @astrojrich @TheOnion

        found the social media manager

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1.  🎃 🎃Spo 🎃ok 🎃y  🎃Mo 🎃 🎃nke 🎃y 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃‏ @Shdw_Mnky1224 Aug 21

        *too *you're

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      2. Amanda Brandt‏ @Amanda__Brandt Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CaitlinMClark @Steve_Kuhlmann @e_kamenicky @Travis_L_Brown Me at @theeagle while you guys were running around, covering the tornado/floods/white supremacist meetings

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Elizabeth Kamenicky‏ @e_kamenicky Aug 21
        Replying to @Amanda__Brandt @TheOnion and

        Don’t sell yourself short... we battled the tornado/flood waters together while getting Chik-fil-a😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Louisa Lincoln‏ @ljlincoln Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hksperl

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      3. Halloween Hayley  🔮 👻‏ @hksperl Aug 21
        Replying to @ljlincoln @TheOnion

        Lmaoooooo literally me trying to relate to rocket scientistspic.twitter.com/tEIRimwVcA

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Doremus‏ @Doremus Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As well he should! A good social media strategy can help any brand really lift off!

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. jg holmesburg‏ @jimgee_jim Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At NASA JFK took a wrong turn and ended up in a service corridor where he noticed a janitor who was cleaning his mop. Kennedy said, "Hi, I'm Jack Kennedy. What are you doing?" The janitor replied: "Well, Mr. President, I'm helping put a man on the moon."

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      1. ManiacalZ‏ @ManiacalZ Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We love you, @NASA guy.

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      1.  🇺🇲 Gw 👻i L 🌐, MD  🇺🇲‏ @GwailoMD Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One small tweet for man...

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      2. Joshua Ehlen‏ @JoshEhlen94 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NuKastleMusic

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      3. Heke Zickson‏ @hekezickson Aug 21
        Replying to @JoshEhlen94 @TheOnion

        This hurts

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      1. Yoruneko‏ @yorun3ko Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Savage

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      1. el chele Ramírez‏ @ElCheleRamirez Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He is! :)

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      1. Super Mom Wanna Be‏ @rdchohan Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay, this story almost seems real. It's harder than it looks.

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He has to deal with the flat earth idiots. I'd say that makes him part of the team. 😁 Btw I am Qpic.twitter.com/Sg5OxiY0u9

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