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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 21

    Obama Endorses Not Doing Goddamn Thing To Fix Illinois In Midterms https://trib.al/Qlk15aJ pic.twitter.com/jwOwjUkcDS

    9:25 AM - 21 Aug 2018
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    • Queen of Spooks Al Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu wotv news ok Scarecrates Johnson 🐻 Atheist🧛 Agnostic🧟 Humanist👻 Historian #Beatnik H.H. Tommy Rocka™ March for Progress
    19 replies 193 retweets 771 likes
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      2. greg shindy‏ @theshindy Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol... our choice for governor this upcoming election is between two shady billionaires in a state that’s bankrupt. Only in Illinois.

        3 replies 9 retweets 33 likes
      3.  🌹 No Friend of Kissinger Scott Wooledge‏ @Clarknt67 Aug 21
        Replying to @theshindy @TheOnion

        To be fair, exiting the Illinois Gubernatorial Mansion and checking into a prison cell is a time-honored, bipartisan Illinois tradition.

        1 reply 2 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Joseph Finn‏ @JosephFinn Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait, but he did; he endorsed getting rid of Rauner. Not your best work in terms of a joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Roxxy Codone‏ @hawkeyeguy85 Aug 21
        Replying to @JosephFinn @TheOnion

        I mean, yeah Rauner suuuuucks but Pritzker is not a whole lot better. Illinois: Forcing voters to choose between giant turds since 1818.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Ryan Davis‏ @Retedeh Aug 21
        Replying to @hawkeyeguy85 @JosephFinn @TheOnion

        Exactly. Pritzker is just another faux-progressive corporate democrat. Nothing special at all.

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      5. Jeremy Corbinch‏ @Absolutebinch Aug 21
        Replying to @Retedeh @hawkeyeguy85 and

        This. Rauner is a billionaire scumbag, but so is Pritzker. He inherited his vast wealth and now is pretending that he cares about working-class People in Illinois. He doesn’t.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      6. Brian O'Neill‏ @oneillofchicago Aug 21
        Replying to @Absolutebinch @Retedeh and

        Eh...Pritzker wasn't my first or second choice in the primaries, and I don't particularly care for him as the nominee, but you won't find many stronger supporters of unions among rich people. They always use union labor. That might be a low bar, but it is not nothing.

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Joseph Finn‏ @JosephFinn Aug 21
        Replying to @oneillofchicago @Absolutebinch and

        An excellent point, Brian.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Brian O'Neill‏ @oneillofchicago Aug 21
        Replying to @JosephFinn @Absolutebinch and

        Thanks!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2.  🌹‏ @newroolz Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How many more election cycles do we have to live through before realize the Obama magic is over? He couldn’t be bothered to show up during the ICE scandal because he supports it.

        1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
      3. verse‏ @VerseofaRose Aug 21
        Replying to @newroolz @TheOnion

        He had eight years to fix a lot of things, instead he fucked up almost everything and people still think he's the messiah!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Joe Horn‏ @jaidibear81 Aug 21
        Replying to @VerseofaRose @newroolz @TheOnion

        You both know this is s parody account? Neither of you are too bright.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. verse‏ @VerseofaRose Aug 23
        Replying to @jaidibear81 @newroolz @TheOnion

        It's a satire account and it nails it. Learn the difference between parody and satire before you comment on other people's brightness!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Andrew Donlan‏ @donlan_andrew Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @patcorgs12 @jwerner1996 @ChrissyRumo @NickRumoro @JiercePenkins crook!!!

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      2. Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu‏ @XRobsPunchinBag Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That looks like that douche lawyer from episodes of Law & Order SVU

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Rob Liberty‏ @liberty_rob Aug 21
        Replying to @XRobsPunchinBag

        pic.twitter.com/nhSXEVua0k

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      1. Divababie‏ @Divababie Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @BruceRauner

        Did you really just retweet a satirical article thinking it would make you look good? #fakenews

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