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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 20

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    "Sometimes, I’ll even go and hang out there when I don’t need groceries."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1031578873174089730 …

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    Grocery Store Bar Actually Has Great Little Happy Hour, Reports Man With A Serious Problem https://trib.al/P9m7Gw6  pic.twitter.com/lP7UPjtY3O
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      2. Eli Pacheco‏ @eli_thebeard Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @wolfofmomstreet all joking aside, this seems like a great plan.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. John Flores‏ @wolfofmomstreet Aug 20
        Replying to @eli_thebeard @TheOnion

        It’s comforting to know I’m not the only one 😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Drew D'amico‏ @31adamico Aug 20
        Replying to @turtleertl @TheOnion @floridamom420

        Us as soon as coborns gets a bar 😂

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      1. A. Paul  🌊‏ @clutch234 Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is hitting a little too close to home! I love my $2 beer Happy Hour at @hyvee.

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      1. Visions  😱 of  🕸 Halloween  🎃‏ @schoonerz Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You really get to know a lot of characters.

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      1. Bobby X‏ @CasablancaRic Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Embracing Alcoholism is a Beautiful Thing!

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      1. Dick Fingers Inc.‏ @No_Kill_I Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bee_downes this could theoretically be me.

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      1. coop‏ @CooperJL9 Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @amylecza

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      1. Scott Hoffman‏ @MrHoffman9 Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @xomariavictoria the frosted mug lol

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      1. RedNeck_Dem‏ @Redneck_Dem Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mean everyone doesn’t do this?🤷🏻‍♂️

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      2. Shereen S‏ @ShereenSam Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @browntownbling it’s funny because the Whole Foods by my place has a bar/patio/happy hour and I’ve thought it was totally normal hahahahhahahahaha #WinoForever

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      3. Sai Abdully‏ @browntownbling Aug 20
        Replying to @ShereenSam @TheOnion

        nothing wrong with a casual skin contact wine at whole foods every once in awhile

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Telytubisavalas‏ @Telytubisavalas Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I live in Texas and we have H.E.B. and I would love an H.E.B. bar. Most likely would be all hill country wines, but whatever.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. He's A Social Rhinoceros! 🌹 🌎 🚛‏ @thestraygoose Aug 20
        Replying to @Telytubisavalas @TheOnion

        I'm betting that Fiesta Market will do it before HEB does.

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      2. Chris Tyau‏ @christyau Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @dustin_eusebio

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      3. Dustin Eusebio‏ @dustin_eusebio Aug 20
        Replying to @christyau @TheOnion

        Whole Foods at least 3 times a week.

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just a little drinky-poo..... Then I’ll take those squabbling brats home....

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      1. Allison Kirkner‏ @allisonkirkner Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jdtimshel

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      2. Thomas Day‏ @ThomasLDay Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Swung by today. I didn't see this guy.pic.twitter.com/kWp39e3bQk

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      3. Michael Stark‏ @StarkMinds Aug 20
        Replying to @ThomasLDay @TheOnion

        Pretty sure that leaves one possibility...you are that guy?

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      4. Thomas Day‏ @ThomasLDay Aug 20
        Replying to @StarkMinds @TheOnion

        You can get $2 domestics on tap. Swing by the North Avenue Mariano's sometime. Just a great atmosphere. It's like I've graduated beyond Emits, my old neighborhood bar.

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