Admit it: you're using copy like this because you're scared that any Trump parody that your writers can possibly think of will turn into one of his actual tweets before you have time to post it.
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No thanks. I have the internet.
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Sometimes I like to let one get away so it will spread fear to the others
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I really shouldn’t drive with my eyes closed! I miss SO much !!!
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Le Jardin!
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You know me so well.
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Still on Windows 95 screen savers?
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I do now
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Invalid. I saw monkeys today.
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….because I don`t have any money
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You're so kind to remind
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or I purposely forgot a song post.
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