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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 20

    Emotional Elon Musk Recalls Spending Entire Birthday Working On Concepts For Mistreating Employees https://trib.al/bNXO4hC pic.twitter.com/5pjuwVv2s4

    3:35 PM - 20 Aug 2018
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    Elon Musk
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      2. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        He thought about paying them a living wage then instead bought himself more presents.pic.twitter.com/TLToa0ht97

        1 reply 2 retweets 25 likes
      3. CirCumSpice‏ @CReTheIll Aug 20
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/mGnEybxWIF

        3 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      4. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 20
        Replying to @CReTheIll @TheOnion @elonmusk

        rich men don't get rich unless they're taking the cheap labor from others.

        3 replies 3 retweets 19 likes
      5. VOTE 11/06/18‏ @MFrance923 Aug 20
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @CReTheIll and

        Like Criminal in Chief & kids?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 20
        Replying to @MFrance923 @CReTheIll and

        Basically. You want money, get people to work and then don't pay them. You profit from their labor and spend nothing. Grifters, all of them.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Thomas Mullaney‏ @T_Mullaney Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Bless

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      2. Scare-iarty‏ @businessjorts Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        @Gwynevere2730

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      3. Gwen corrigan‏ @Gwynevere2730 Aug 20
        Replying to @businessjorts @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/VoHBcHDA6g

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      1. Logan Short‏ @LogShortan Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        I like the flamethrower video when he runs at the camera and acts like he’s gonna burn whoever he made film

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      1. Gogobr8‏ @gogobrasil8_br Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        HÁ ONION THIS IS TOO REAL TP BE PARODY!!’ Seriously though, fuck Musk. Why go to mars when you can’t handle not being a fuccking disgusting human being on earth?

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      1. jeremy‏ @code__brew Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Nah, that was Bezos.

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      1. Harry‏ @hjska22 Aug 20
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        @friend_robbie

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      1. Punished Jakob‏ @jakoff02 Aug 20
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      1. ڤيرا‏ @OddOdium Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Cold

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      1. Jim Maughan‏ @tugger723 Aug 20
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        Especially on their birthdays

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      1. William Stanton‏ @realWillStanton Aug 20
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      2. Mathew Dack‏ @DackTheRipper Aug 21
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        @boycottlove_

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      3. Katie Power‏ @boycottlove_ Aug 21
        Replying to @BoDack_Horseman @TheOnion @elonmusk

        Whilst on acid, if you believe Azealia Banks 😂

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      4. Mathew Dack‏ @DackTheRipper Aug 21
        Replying to @boycottlove_ @TheOnion

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      1. John Burns‏ @JohnBur26735716 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @TehScud @elonmusk

        I wonder if they took part of this from a report about the CEO at Amazon...

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