Except coming from Mrs Five Fluent Languages Who's Lived in the US for 22 Years, it would sound more like, "My fet peese of sheet hoosbund who soot keel heemsev neat to stahp bullyning peeple on the line."
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that’s some hypocrisy, and racism. nice one.
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She's the only exception to my rule of not shitting on immigrants. She seriously deserves no quarter; I will mock and disrespect her using any means necessary. I don't give a shit if you think it's a double standard. No more playing fair with these scumbags. Dems need to fight.
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I was angry at the gross irony that on the same day she recited this listless statement (as if she didn't even understand its import), her husband was asking a Latino-American officer if he was nervous being around him, and then complimented him on his "perfect English."
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Aw, dang - you beat me to this meme...!


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That’s paraphrasing, of course. What she really said was “someone please get me out of here...”
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Poor Sansa, nobody is going to answer her candle in the tower window!
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I do believe this goes against Twitter rules! Pot calling the kettle black here!
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Way to "Be Best" Onion!
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The Onion's coverage of Melanie never disappoints
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I’m an onion fan-and a Democrat-but I think you crossed the line with this one.
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Maybe you're more Right than you think.
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