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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 20

    Melania Trump: ‘My Fat Piece-Of-Shit Husband Who Should Go Kill Himself Needs To Stop Bullying People Online’ https://trib.al/p981XlD pic.twitter.com/0VKGY2PyKW

    3:06 PM - 20 Aug 2018
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    119 replies 1,178 retweets 5,614 likes
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      2. PULP FRICTION‏ @yoPULPFRICTION Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Except coming from Mrs Five Fluent Languages Who's Lived in the US for 22 Years, it would sound more like, "My fet peese of sheet hoosbund who soot keel heemsev neat to stahp bullyning peeple on the line."

        4 replies 3 retweets 46 likes
      3. stitch‏ @stitch2k1 Aug 20
        Replying to @yoPULPFRICTION @TheOnion

        that’s some hypocrisy, and racism. nice one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. PULP FRICTION‏ @yoPULPFRICTION Aug 20
        Replying to @stitch2k1 @TheOnion

        She's the only exception to my rule of not shitting on immigrants. She seriously deserves no quarter; I will mock and disrespect her using any means necessary. I don't give a shit if you think it's a double standard. No more playing fair with these scumbags. Dems need to fight.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      6. PULP FRICTION‏ @yoPULPFRICTION Aug 23
        Replying to @sparkthenight @stitch2k1 @TheOnion

        I was angry at the gross irony that on the same day she recited this listless statement (as if she didn't even understand its import), her husband was asking a Latino-American officer if he was nervous being around him, and then complimented him on his "perfect English."

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      2. Denise Barber‏ @deniseebarber Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/SWamSvkHcG

        1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
      3. Marcia La Résistance  🇺🇸‏ @MarciaBunney Aug 20
        Replying to @deniseebarber @TheOnion

        Aw, dang - you beat me to this meme...! 🤣🤣🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Bluecollar Biochemist‏ @bcbiochemist Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @ChloesThinking

        That’s paraphrasing, of course. What she really said was “someone please get me out of here...”

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
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      4. Bluecollar Biochemist‏ @bcbiochemist Aug 20
        Replying to @ChloesThinking @TheOnion

        Poor Sansa, nobody is going to answer her candle in the tower window!

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. Dawn W.‏ @Roscoe1679 Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I do believe this goes against Twitter rules! Pot calling the kettle black here!

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Brad Cook's monster‏ @BredCoke Aug 20
        Replying to @Roscoe1679 @TheOnion

        What?

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. First Tramp Trump‏ @FirstTrampTrump Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Way to "Be Best" Onion!

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. HeppCat‏ @the_heppcat Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/d441swYPrA

        1 reply 1 retweet 18 likes
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      1. Eleni Murzini-Klein‏ @SnafuTastic Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Melania reading his posts likepic.twitter.com/urY8oFxmqJ

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Boo 🎃 👻 💙Catlady‏ @Bikingcatlady Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion's coverage of Melanie never disappoints 😂

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      2. Jesus is NOT a Republican‏ @rainyoldlady Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @dav50web

        I’m an onion fan-and a Democrat-but I think you crossed the line with this one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. The Precariat  🌹‏ @America2_0 Aug 20
        Replying to @rainyoldlady @TheOnion @dav50web

        Maybe you're more Right than you think.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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