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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 20

    Knights Organization Denies Claims That Overhunting Could Lead To Extinction Of Dragons https://trib.al/Px68S3H pic.twitter.com/lhAZQrPxvP

    1:21 PM - 20 Aug 2018
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    Disenchantment
    23 replies 317 retweets 1,518 likes
      1. Greg‏ @Greg_NJ Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Knight: “Do you not realize how many people are killed each year by dragons jumping out in front of their cars?“

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      1. Shaun Thomas Cowe‏ @shauncowe Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Man, if you've ever seen a photo of two dogs working overtime it's this one

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      1. B‏ @Carroll_HTX Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Dragons were rare to begin with This is just fake news perpetrated by the Ice Kingdom

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      2. Dianna Amick‏ @dlamick Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        That's just what Big Dragon wants you to think.

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      1. Civis Viennensis‏ @civisVIE Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Breaking: Dragons rights activists at rallye eaten by fire breathing serpent accidentally mistaken for organization's mascot.

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      1. Let’s summon demons‏ @dujardin_chris Aug 20
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        pic.twitter.com/h4Q1DxEP21

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      1. Cryodrake‏ @Cryodrake0 Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        D: Not the dragons

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      1. Ernie‏ @ErnieRiv_5 Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        They claim it's tradition but what would happen if they go completely extinct

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      1. WSMCR Forum‏ @WSMCRForum Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        When you or your family looks back to these days in the future, will they say that you acted ahead of the times and wisely became part of the space mining mineral boom, or will history leave you behind? Make an asteroid or exoplanet claim today:http://WSMCR.org 

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      1. BCbudinTO‏ @Bcbudinto Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        "if anything, we're the ones who care most about dragons, why would we want them extinct?" -standard hunting logic

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      1. Vices & versa‏ @Dog3Y3 Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Damn hunters! Unicorns dragons and elves. What's next, trolls? Our trolls need protection!

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      1. RikseeTheWorld‏ @sutirtharikdas Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        That’s just a hoax from Chinese emperor.

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      1. cridge‏ @halfcab123 Aug 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        That keyword "denies," actually makes us do facto think they're lying... journalism is a sneaky game

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      1. Alex Ross‏ @aross58 Aug 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        I'd hate to see such magnificent creatures disappear from the earth.

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      1. Latrice Medrano‏ @LAMedrano84 Aug 20
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        That's crazy.

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      1. ¿Quanto? aka Satiricles  🌹‏ @McQuanto714 Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @disenchantment

        Forsooth, 'tis true!!

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      1. Oen Pillsbury‏ @oencharles99 Aug 20
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