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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 20

    Lunch Place Uses Way Too Much Mayo In Fruit Salad https://trib.al/sTjCd2w pic.twitter.com/IuZwTaCHyi

    10:56 AM - 20 Aug 2018
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      1. Hannah Hotpocket‏ @EntheogenicMonk Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/BDx55E16Xn

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      2. Screen Name Jame‏ @JamesJamesAF Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When Caucasians make fruit salad

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. BloodyH3llman‏ @Bloodyhellman1 Aug 20
        Replying to @JamesJamesAF @TheOnion

        Actually according to a poll I saw black people ate more mayo than white peoples but it was close enough. Basically mayo is beloved by both.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 20
        Replying to @Bloodyhellman1 @JamesJamesAF @TheOnion

        Everyone likes mayo, they just won't admit it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. BloodyH3llman‏ @Bloodyhellman1 Aug 20
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @JamesJamesAF @TheOnion

        Their are a lot of assholes out there who will bring race into just about anything

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      1. Trans McTransPants‏ @TheCobaltgeo Aug 20
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        They should be using Way too much Miracle Whip

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      2. Chris‏ @Knorg Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is fruit salad with mayo an American thing? I've never seen it like that. Always used to get it in some kind of juice (sometimes alcoholic!).

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      3. Darktrooper2021‏ @Darktrooper2021 Aug 20
        Replying to @Knorg @TheOnion

        No, it’s not. The headline is actually gut wrenching. If you ever see a fruit salad and it looks like it has mayo, it’s probably yogurt.

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      2. David Morgan‏ @icanbeblankuser Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Am i missing the joke here ? Mayo in fruit salad ! You wacky American`s. I thought Hersey`s attempt`s at making chocolate & having cheese with apple pie was bad enough.

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      3. Jenn‏ @MoonlightVoodoo Aug 20
        Replying to @icanbeblankuser @TheOnion

        Oh, this isn't a country thing, it's a regional thing. I think Midwest? Well wherever it is, they can keep it.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. BallisticGunner‏ @jawou812 Aug 20
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        Damn them.....pic.twitter.com/NE3rjvTLlz

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 20
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        Bill Jilla, International Food and Wine Editor is OK with it!

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      1. Tulsi‏ @tulsiiipat6 Aug 20
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        @TalaMahjoub bet you’d like that

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      1. Truth Teller‏ @marthaHigh Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perhaps its yogurt as they use now a days;

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      1. CodeMonkey‏ @CodeMonkeyB Aug 20
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        Ugh. I want to die. The only way that could be worse is if it had raisins in it. H god. 🤮🤮🤮

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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If it's mayo soup you used too much. 😂

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      1. Eppunni Pharr‏ @EppunniPharr Aug 20
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      1. HAWKFAN®1976©‏ @RileyRWalker2 Aug 20
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        just stuff a spoonful of mayo down your throat, cheaper and quicker #toomuchnayo

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