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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 19

    Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again https://trib.al/neCS9kU pic.twitter.com/4vgA8R24IS

    8:38 PM - 19 Aug 2018
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    68 replies 857 retweets 6,546 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. John White‏ @JohnWhiteGlobal Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is no longer funny or relevant. Wait, has it ever been?

        10 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. jordan dudley‏ @Jordysure_ Aug 19
        Replying to @JohnWhiteGlobal @TheOnion

        You heard John everyone! All 11 million of you. Pack it up, he doesn't find it funny.

        5 replies 0 retweets 173 likes
      4. John White‏ @JohnWhiteGlobal Aug 19
        Replying to @Jordysure_ @TheOnion

        Nice to see about a third of your 19 followers support you @jordysure. How’s mom’s basement treating you?

        6 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Eapple‏ @Eapple1145 Aug 19
        Replying to @JohnWhiteGlobal @Jordysure_ and

        Not relevant to the content of what jordan dudley said, but how and why does having a low follower count discredit people immediately?

        3 replies 0 retweets 69 likes
      6. Ghost Anebriate‏ @Anebriate Aug 19
        Replying to @Eapple1145 @JohnWhiteGlobal and

        Dude follows 2,000 people on https://Twitter.com 

        2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. SBelf‏ @belfff Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny

        5 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Jacob’s spooky twonter of spookiness‏ @JacobSauser Aug 19
        Replying to @belfff @TheOnion

        You’re correct. It isn’t. It’s hilarious!

        0 replies 0 retweets 89 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu‏ @XRobsPunchinBag Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can a boy just be read Dr. Seuss and be done with it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Silverstonery‏ @TheSilverstoner Aug 20
        Replying to @XRobsPunchinBag

        pic.twitter.com/EQmkPL7jR5

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      4. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Aug 20
        Replying to @TheSilverstoner @XRobsPunchinBag @TheOnion

        The hell?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Silverstonery‏ @TheSilverstoner Aug 20
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @XRobsPunchinBag @TheOnion

        Seuss made comics for a newspaper before they were for kids. This one is mocking the ‘America first’ movement during WW2-most Americans didn’t support going to war against the Nazis, but suess did because he wasn’t a racist POS like most Americans back then.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Aug 20
        Replying to @TheSilverstoner @XRobsPunchinBag @TheOnion

        I don't know man his feelings towards the Japanese during WW2 wasn't exactly "fair for it's time" stuffpic.twitter.com/AOFQbpTeH9

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Silverstonery‏ @TheSilverstoner Aug 20
        Replying to @ViewtfulHero @XRobsPunchinBag @TheOnion

        I can’t comprehend that comic, but my point about the America first comic is that he wanted to support the foreign children and was mocking the irony of the racist teachings the mothers and fathers in America were spreading.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. ViewtfulHero‏ @ViewtfulHero Aug 20
        Replying to @TheSilverstoner @XRobsPunchinBag @TheOnion

        I got that bit though knowing that and then seeing his views on the Japanese including his support for Japanese internment camps. It's kind of yikes moment.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeff McMahon‏ @herculodge Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing like a mushroom-fueled hallucination of the Apocalypse before bedtime.

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. F四urD死ath is TERF free‏ @4Death4Life Aug 19
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      1. Dom‏ @dduncombe Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoever chose this picture deserves a muffin. I'm dying here.pic.twitter.com/uayQvUes2D

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      2. CalBeach‏ @CalBeach Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He sure is looking forward to it...not.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. brian‏ @sentient02970 Aug 20
        Replying to @CalBeach @TheOnion

        LOL the whole time thinking about owning noobs on Fortnite.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation

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