Moms deserve it
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Wayyyyyyyyyyyy to close to home, Onion. Stop following me around! Dairy Queen. I'm 6. Mom: "You know, Jessie, you should get one of those Peanut Buster Parfait's." Which happen to be her favorite. I had, like, 3 bites. The Onion re-traumatized me!
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*eats entire fucking plate*
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Everybody knows the rules
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Is this porn
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We all know this is a complete lie. They never just want “one bite”
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Whether you're from Singapore, a far flung corner of India or in Cape Town - a hovering fork with a mother's voice saying these words...boy, this is accurate
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giggles"
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Known as the “mom bite” in our family.
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