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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 19

    Biblical Scholars Find Evidence Church Covered Up For 3 Wise Men Who Molested Baby Jesus https://trib.al/xd8Df5S pic.twitter.com/1doPGejGVD

    3:47 PM - 19 Aug 2018
    • 354 Retweets
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    107 replies 354 retweets 1,571 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. MuddleHead‏ @MuddleHead Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon.

        4 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
      3. John VanOphem‏ @vanOpum Aug 19
        Replying to @MuddleHead @TheOnion

        Hahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahaha

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Jaye Dub‏ @xXJayeDuBXx Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @Groked

        Yeah, not funny.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Grok‏ @Groked Aug 19
        Replying to @xXJayeDuBXx @TheOnion

        Totally disagree.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Jaye Dub‏ @xXJayeDuBXx Aug 19
        Replying to @Groked @TheOnion

        Lol, I figured that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Grok‏ @Groked Aug 19
        Replying to @xXJayeDuBXx @TheOnion

        I hope we can agree to disagree on this one :)

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. Jaye Dub‏ @xXJayeDuBXx Aug 19
        Replying to @Groked @TheOnion

        Oh for sure. I’m guessing this is referring to something I know nothing about, maybe?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Grok‏ @Groked Aug 19
        Replying to @xXJayeDuBXx @TheOnion

        I think it’s about this one:https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/14/us/catholic-church-sex-abuse-pennsylvania.html …

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      8. Jaye Dub‏ @xXJayeDuBXx Aug 19
        Replying to @Groked @TheOnion

        Ahh, well in that case...

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      9. End of conversation
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      2. dog1dad1‏ @tpdineen Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That might get the onion building hit by lightening

        5 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. and you feel shame‏ @ShootItGonchar Aug 19
        Replying to @tpdineen @TheOnion

        Sounds messy.pic.twitter.com/PhQIAwFvwm

        5 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
      4. GuillotineNow!‏ @vedadalsette Aug 19
        Replying to @ShootItGonchar @tpdineen @TheOnion

        And I thought it was what I did to my hair every 8 weeks.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2.  💀gravegrapes 💀‏ @davegrapes Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In before 8,000 ppl say “not funny”

        1 reply 0 retweets 42 likes
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      1. chad maxey‏ @MaxeyChad Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Touched by an Angel.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. Geege Schuman‏ @geege4 Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon, Onion.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. TNTTIMES1000‏ @thecountryof Aug 19
        Replying to @geege4 @TheOnion

        It's been 2018 years

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Geege Schuman‏ @geege4 Aug 19
        Replying to @thecountryof @TheOnion

        Haha

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      2. Eleanour Quinn‏ @docsnowtx Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No. Child molestation is not funny, even in satire.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Robert Shaw‏ @bookonbob Aug 19
        Replying to @docsnowtx @TheOnion

        This isn’t about child molestation being funny. It’s about the abursd lengths the Church has gone to cover it up.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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