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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 19

    Omarosa Searches Through Tapes Of Everyone Else In White House Using N-Word For One Of Trump https://trib.al/yKmwHof pic.twitter.com/DfgCIx2KTz

    10:56 AM - 19 Aug 2018
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    • SeboT redruM 🎃🔪 Donny Garcia Carter Ben Walker Kenneth Lusk Linda r George Oketch Korigah OrdoLiberalism🎃🇺🇸 Aaron
    34 replies 457 retweets 2,817 likes
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      2. David K.‏ @tracker2055 Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She’s a bad spy for the Dem.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Halloween Name Pending‏ @steaks Aug 19
        Replying to @tracker2055 @TheOnion

        Get her, tracker2055. 💀😂💀

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      2. luis‏ @1sgmoran Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's like looking for a needle in a haystack...

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Robert Knight‏ @Devil190 Aug 19
        Replying to @1sgmoran @TheOnion

        More like a specific needle in a stack of needles....

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Zuzu Griffin‏ @Zuzu_writer Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There's no way this happened. The White House recording studio affords her the luxury of organizing N-word recordings by name, number of occurrences, and intensity of hubris.pic.twitter.com/xBfBP7kQ54

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      2. Doesn’t Get Satire/Parody‏ @NoSatireForMe Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is that not a bigger story?! Nobody in the White House should be using that word!!

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Forrest Munden‏ @forrestmunden Aug 19
        Replying to @NoSatireForMe @TheOnion

        Probably because it BS

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      1. do shut up, portia‏ @tacky_blue_suit Aug 19
        Replying to @GrippleDeGrap @TheOnion

        No sweetie we don't care, because we know you won't.

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      1. Autumn in LA‏ @LosAngeles1850 Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only Trump telling stories how he was the best player in the Negro League Baseball.

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      2. John Pike‏ @JohnPik79292135 Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is Omarosa above the law, too? She has taped conversations with other government officials without their knowledge! Start asking her a lot of questions!!! This has the ugly stench of the democrats. What's really going on?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      4. John Brennan‏ @Sportsandmath Aug 19
        Replying to @Sportsandmath @JohnPik79292135 @TheOnion

        Idiot**

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. 2 Weeks of Blue!‏ @YankeesLand28 Aug 19
        Replying to @Sportsandmath @JohnPik79292135 @TheOnion

        I can say with 50+ years of Democratic Party experience we are not that organized.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. John Pike‏ @JohnPik79292135 Aug 19
        Replying to @YankeesLand28 @Sportsandmath @TheOnion

        It would be naive to think that their being disorganized was the real problem. Government as a whole is disfunctional. Two parties that strongly oppose each other, and the media that adds only their biased and twisted opinion is dangerous. The system as designed is crumbling!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Forrest Munden‏ @forrestmunden Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Haha! CNNOnion so desperate and so angry

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      1. Vote November 6‏ @bzztpff Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Exactly!

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      1. mcvillaseca‏ @mcvillaseca Aug 19
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      1. West 'best attackers in the league' Brom‏ @GxyleGolxzo Aug 19
        Replying to @Phlo0b @TheOnion

        You wish the white house was racist?

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