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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 19

    Fantasizing Priest Accidentally Turns Communion Wafer Into Body Of Altar Boy https://trib.al/FN3hrpu pic.twitter.com/3q50NPLUqU

    7:42 AM - 19 Aug 2018
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    62 replies 344 retweets 1,803 likes
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      2. Jeff Jachens‏ @JeffJWarwick Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2018/08/14/pennsylvania-grand-jury-report-on-sex-abuse-in-catholic-church-will-list-hundreds-of-accused-predator-priests/?utm_term=.502573093dc6 …

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Jeff Jachens‏ @JeffJWarwick Aug 19
        Replying to @JeffJWarwick @TheOnion

        Reality isn't funny at all and keeps recurring constantly.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Eric‏ @chucknboop Aug 19
        Replying to @JeffJWarwick @TheOnion

        It’s social commentary.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Jeff Jachens‏ @JeffJWarwick Aug 19
        Replying to @chucknboop @TheOnion

        I love The Onion and wasn't being critical of it. The church and generations of corruption is horrendous.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Beth Keenan‏ @BethCKeenan Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lately some of your stuff is just not funny. This is one of those.

        14 replies 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Jeffrey Weise‏ @jeffreyweise Aug 19
        Replying to @BethCKeenan @TheOnion

        Maybe funny wasn’t what they were going for. Irreverent, satiric, acidic, on topic for the day. I can’t think of a group that needs The Onion treatment more than the Catholic Church. There’s a post to be made about this group every day for about six years before it gets old. – at Free STD Clinics

        1 reply 0 retweets 66 likes
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      1. Vyax‏ @EmSocVyax Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you're getting offended by this maybe it's a hint to not look at Onion articles Satire can go a long way

        0 replies 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Alec Sean Horton‏ @alecseanh Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/XiVOMhMRjZ

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      2. theOneMichelle‏ @theOneMichelle5 Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire isn't always laugh-out-loud funny. It takes a stab at the real news to show you the ridiculousness of it. You who are offended by the joke, please save your offense for the joke that is the Catholic Church.

        1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
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      1. HeadlessHorse「DAN」 🎃 👻 🕸️‏ @lustycomic_ Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMAO OH NO

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      1. Brian Gilder‏ @flamshiz Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is lazy

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      1. CirCumSpice‏ @CReTheIll Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look how far bread has brought us now you don't like bread what is your alternative to bread?

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      2. Carly Giles‏ @gilescarly Aug 19
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        @VasaceFibonacci

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      3. Derrick Lewis Fan Account‏ @VasaceFibonacci Aug 19
        Replying to @gilescarly @TheOnion

        Yeeeeeeeeesh lmao

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Joanne Carducci‏ @CarducciJoanne Aug 19
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      1. B‏ @Bryan_Infiniti Aug 19
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        @sregora_ @EmceeGoCry

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