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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 18

    Disappointing Buffalo Wild Wings Not Living Up To Ridicule https://trib.al/xQtq8zB pic.twitter.com/4AZrCRzif0

    5:19 PM - 18 Aug 2018
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      2. Krister, but spooky‏ @KristerR Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That turn at the end

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. media socially guy‏ @CluckTrent Aug 18
        Replying to @KristerR @TheOnion

        I identify with that experience, like it definitely sucks bad but not that bad really the wings are pretty good if you say crispy

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. media socially guy‏ @CluckTrent Aug 18
        Replying to @CluckTrent @KristerR @TheOnion

        Never had a digestive issue in the several times eating there, that’s a cheap shot

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Krister, but spooky‏ @KristerR Aug 18
        Replying to @CluckTrent @TheOnion

        I’m with you, having eaten there on several occasions and being friends with the owner and a former server. Defo cheap. But the onion is a comedy website and sometimes reality gets skewed for laffs

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Krister, but spooky‏ @KristerR Aug 18
        Replying to @KristerR @TheOnion

        You seen that seinfeld guy? Funny stuff

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. media socially guy‏ @CluckTrent Aug 18
        Replying to @KristerR @TheOnion

        WHATS THE DEAL WITH WILD WINGS

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      8. Krister, but spooky‏ @KristerR Aug 18
        Replying to @CluckTrent @TheOnion

        Since when do buffalo even have wings? Also why is the plural of buffalo buffalo? That really buffaloes me!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. media socially guy‏ @CluckTrent Aug 18
        Replying to @KristerR @TheOnion

        Or chicken have fingers 4 that matter

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      1. Herpes_Trout‏ @realmiketeevee Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look...if you want bad...I mean REALLY fucking awful, go to Hooters. They never fail to deliver the suck.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Low Voter Burnout‏ @GJackKing1 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I HATE when that happens.

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      1. Mario Fernandez‏ @MarioEROC Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must be on his 9th Blue Moon

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      1. Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu‏ @XRobsPunchinBag Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh joy....my favorite......bbq ribs.....ew.....

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      2. Nelly‏ @Bryan_919 Aug 18

        Mainly the food poisoning when they thaw the frozen wings too fast. Other than that just shitty beer and whiskey selection.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. amanda  ☕ 🐾 ❤️‏ @AHForte Aug 18
        Replying to @Bryan_919 @TheOnion

        And the shits you get after eating their wings

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      5. Nelly‏ @Bryan_919 Aug 18
        Replying to @BasedLelouch @AHForte @TheOnion

        Yes. It is hard to digest undercooked chicken

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. amanda  ☕ 🐾 ❤️‏ @AHForte Aug 18
        Replying to @Bryan_919 @BasedLelouch @TheOnion

        So I learned.

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      2. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like my alcoholic/sorry ass/cheap ass ex bf. But, I do like a Blue Moon and few wangs.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Daveed‏ @SwopeBerry Aug 19
        Replying to @BrendaBarnhors1 @TheOnion

        Did you meet him at been dubs?

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      4. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Aug 19
        Replying to @SwopeBerry @TheOnion

        No. But, he loved going there. Often. Especially if he was paying. Always somewhere nicer if some one else was buying. I met him at TGIF. Should have known better. My bad...

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