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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 18

    Report: It Not Worth Staying Past Fifth Inning Of 83% Of Baseball Games https://trib.al/MJ54Y7U pic.twitter.com/XPlZdVqwwF

    2:05 PM - 18 Aug 2018
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      1. Ben  🤙‏ @whatyabenholden Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought The Onion was satire...

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      1. JKP3nt‏ @jkp3nt Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's actually close to right...https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/take-this-cheat-sheet-to-the-ballpark-to-decide-when-to-leave/ …

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      1. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's almost as exciting as watching the grass grow

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      2. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        PRO TIP: Leave when you finish your beer.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Autumn in LA‏ @LosAngeles1850 Aug 18
        Replying to @abqralph @TheOnion

        beers.

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      4. Skeptic‏ @abqralph Aug 18
        Replying to @LosAngeles1850 @TheOnion

        PRO TIP #2: With the price of beer at ballparks, I can have one there, and then buy a case on the way home for the same price.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dr. SPOOPY Kitty‏ @Magicblue940 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @HoboInANiceSuit

        Rood

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      2. melomys‏ @melomys Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unless the @Athletics are playing. Then you need to stay until the very end.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Boo! A Keith Dixon Halloween‏ @KeithLDixon Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @LukeBeckstrom lol

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      1. James‏ @xbobxloblawx Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @cosmic_sanss i’m at a game right now and it’s the 10th!

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      1. Penultimate Hipster‏ @puhipster Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I usually leave after the 0th inning.

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      2. spook27‏ @spook27 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "It not" ? Maybe "It's not? or "Is isn't"? Come on, I expect better from America's Finest News Source.

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      3. Colin McDonald‏ @colinm4c Aug 18
        Replying to @spook27 @TheOnion

        It's the way newspapers abbreviate titles

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      1. Scotty Sesh‏ @OwlJoelson Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @patrickrglynn

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      1. Phillip Carlisle‏ @_pcarlisle Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        cc: @TheSeanGriffin

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      1. Halee from Cali‏ @2ojosazules Aug 18
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        @RK_3PO did dad write this? 😂

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      1. Sean Canney‏ @slam761 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My mother insisted on leaving in the 4th inning of a Red Sox game once because it was too cold in the bleachers. It turned out to be Jon Lester's no-hitter. Never forgave her for that.

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      1. Brett Price‏ @ThatBrettPrice Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *100%

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      1. Jim Fry‏ @JimFryVA Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Except 10 - 0 games

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