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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 18

    45-Minute Phone Call To Credit Card Company Goes Great https://trib.al/nxD8hmj pic.twitter.com/60aecdxPiC

    12:28 PM - 18 Aug 2018
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    21 replies 176 retweets 1,550 likes
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      2. Drakeflame‏ @BDrakeflame Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not to be rude but if this actually happened, it would be in the real news. This will never happen and it's not even believable.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Huy Truong‏ @CZYedgy Aug 19
        Replying to @BDrakeflame

        pic.twitter.com/YnGS1qVwN1

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. DaBirb‏ @Losteagru Aug 19
        Replying to @CZYedgy @BDrakeflame

        pic.twitter.com/y5r7SIDYUv

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      2. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No lie - the best calls I've had to a bank were to Schwab. No wait, super friendly super helpful. Navient is hit or miss.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Tyler Jordan‏ @ctjordan33 Aug 18
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @TheOnion

        Would you suggest switching? Why the “were?” Their rates seem much better than most big banks and offer investment options.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 18
        Replying to @ctjordan33 @TheOnion

        hm. I switched when chase decided to charge my tiny account a 15$ a month fee unless I had direct deposit or kept like 1k? in it. Which as a poor student wasn't happening. I do have a little Roth IRA, and keeping my accounts with the same company is convenient.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 18
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @ctjordan33 @TheOnion

        I'd say if your bank sucks, give them a look. The only objection I have is that they're more conservative politically than I am, but for the customer service I'll turn a blind eye. 😅 And the 'were' tense was speaking to calls in the past.

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      6. Tyler Jordan‏ @ctjordan33 Aug 18
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @TheOnion

        Well, my bank doesn’t suck, but my interest rates do. Been thinking about it for a while. I can’t imagine many banks are in the same political spectrum as I am, so it’s a necessary evil. Thanks for the info.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Aug 18
        Replying to @ctjordan33 @TheOnion

        Hm, I only have a checking account so those rates are low. My roth seems to be doing ok. No worries ^^

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      2. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “I never thought I’d hear ‘Horse with No Name’ again for thirty minutes! Da-dah dada dah dah a horse with no dah...”

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      3. Spacemonkey‏ @Spacemo01947361 Aug 18
        Replying to @soopmunkey @TheOnion

        I was so sure it was Neil Young....wait...WTF!...OMG!...It’s like I’m looking in the mirror....Mind....Blown

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Aug 18
        Replying to @Spacemo01947361 @TheOnion

        The Rift has opened. SPACE CHIMP LIVES

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      1. Teu Sune‏ @sune_teu Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please remove this post. My ex-wife isn't supposed to know about this phone call until the police come to arrest her.

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      1. Tristan Ketcham‏ @tristankrolltid Aug 19
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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Aug 19
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        Yeah. Goes great with vodka.

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      1. Darktrooper2021‏ @Darktrooper2021 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FAKENEWS

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Greg Schulhoff’s cousin Joe Schmo from Kokomo,IN was the MasterCard account representative in the other end. Sad!

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gave him a month, charged him an extra grand

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice to talk to you too and if you guys can up my credit limit to seventy five large that would be awesome, I'm looking at this sweet muscle car, thanks bye. Lol

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      1. Banditto‏ @arr2_kay Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just spent 1 hour 40 minutes in the phone with ATT having been transferred to 9 agents. It went great.

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