Didnt know they could count
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If this was true Scotland’s population would be 5 billion
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Pretty accurate
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Who has time to count their sperm?
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It’s a real conundrum. My tight leather pants is how I get the girls, but then I have nothing to offer.
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Also helps attract women
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Me too, if you want five kids in one night call me babe, lol
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Once again Johnny F. is stretching the truth.
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Ironically, studies also show that wearing mom jeans was not associated with increased sexual activity, which means all that extra virility gets diverted into Dungeons & Dragons.
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Dreams really can come true. I have been looking for a Pandiculation Instructor for years. I'm ignoring the advice that stretching makes you flexible (tell that to my pet snake). Instead, I will call on guru J. Flynn and before you know it, I will be known as The Pandiculator!l
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Has anyone told
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Reduces risks of testicular cancer also.
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No pants

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