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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 18

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders Unable To Answer Any Questions About Administration After Signing Non-Disclosure Agreement https://trib.al/sPBt7EO pic.twitter.com/HMj6Qvn0lv

    7:37 AM - 18 Aug 2018
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    • Tricia Sean Fitton MsModernity Kyle Neubauer Derek Hayn Riva Fort Lauderdale wayne Darlene Smith Arthur Stein
    49 replies 605 retweets 3,506 likes
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      2. Turkse Br 🔺ndNetel‏ @TurkseMargriet Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/694onbMtcw

        2 replies 1 retweet 16 likes
      3. Ana Elizondo‏ @anaelizondo70 Aug 18
        Replying to @TurkseMargriet @TheOnion @Moh86_Zeeshan

        Hey! Don’t dis our queen Miss Piggy like this!

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Sam podcasts‏ @realsamshannon Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Stop reporting the news please. I need satire.

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      1. Sugar Booger  🐶‏ @tommitom24 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If she discloses information, the pearl necklace will shock her.

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      1. Sidrat Flush‏ @Sidrat2011 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Satire is dead when there's a 95% chance of it being accurate and true. Satire works when it's around the 45-49% mark. Also - Stop giving Trump ideas!

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      1. Iamkris10‏ @iamkris10g Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Parody almost doesn't even work anymore

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      1. Jason‏ @Jkauf55 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      1. Jon Johnson‏ @jdjohns23 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Your headlines are getting far too realistic.

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      1. Southern Kentucky DSA‏ @SoKYDSA Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Sorry folks I guess there's no free press today."

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      1. SteveP  🇨🇦‏ @stevep44 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The country would be much better off if this were true. Silence is much better than the lies she usually responds with.

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      1. bleaks‏ @bleakfacts Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is just straight news

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      1. Robin Tryloff‏ @RobinTryloff Aug 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @TeresaFeldman2

        LOL

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      1. democracy | equality | freedom‏ @OrangeOntario Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @OneMoonCircles

        Omg don’t give them ideas 😂😅

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      1.  🎸Wayne Harrison 🎸‏ @wayneh0813 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The look on your face when you find out it’s your turn to remove the dead hooker from Stephen Miller's apartment.

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      1. John St. John‏ @JohnStJohn3 Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Her NDA states that she cannot reveal the truth, so she’s okay.

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      1. My Name Is Earl!‏ @xoBabers Aug 18
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        You literally just reported the news...pic.twitter.com/RjHlYdBNIF

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        She is permitted only to repeat a given reporter’s question back to them, like a fast food drive- thru attendant. And give them curly fries...

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