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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 17

    First Night Of Freedom Spent Alone In Dorm Room https://trib.al/v6eb1E9 pic.twitter.com/H2YesHghpr

    7:38 PM - 17 Aug 2018
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    • Elizabeth Martin Freeturbate 🎃Spookmaster Wiggly🎃 kill moore Levi Smith Reed Ocheltree ᶜᵃˡᵛᶦⁿ Donny Garcia IlliterateMindReader
    23 replies 288 retweets 2,193 likes
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      2. Rob Miller‏ @rogerthesarus Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Being alone is freedom

        1 reply 0 retweets 25 likes
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      1. Connor [insert Halloween-themed pun here]‏ @dawson_con Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s not alone. He’s got his cup full of 30 unsharpened pencils to keep him company.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Jeff‏ @JeffingtonBear Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        2real4me

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      1. G Smitty‏ @Thebigguy360 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me, and online porn, and a box of Kleenex.... Hurrah!!!

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      1. Persia, My Dear‏ @persiamydear Aug 17
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        At least he's not socializing

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      1. Jillips‏ @Jillips_Ent Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel attacked.

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      1. Rob‏ @RTTinIT Aug 17
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        Getting high

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      1. СЕРГЕЙ КРАСОВСКИЙ‏ @KRAKENVS Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ПУТИН ПЕЧЕТ КАРТОШКУ НА 23 ФЕВРАЛЯ

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      1. Mia Falcon‏ @realmiafalcon Aug 17
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        @PatrickMcLean96

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      1. Allen Pogue‏ @AllenPogue Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        With an early '00s Linux laptop. But for the grace of God, there go I . . . Never mind, that's me.

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      1. Camruinn Morgan-Rumsey‏ @Camruinn Aug 18
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        @JosephGeibig

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      1. seth lake‏ @sethlake18 Aug 18
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        Too real. I literally just did this.

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      1. Michael Wong | MYW‏ @ambivertthough Aug 18
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        Hits close to home lol

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      1. Deadmond 👻 🌹‏ @FireyRedmond Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Paradise.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 18
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        "First Night Of Freedom?!" Dream on little buddy, said his parents who are paying his tuition. Till now you owe us over $304,480.

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      1. Toyka Saxton‏ @FlirbnFli Aug 17
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        TIE YOURSELF DOWN & ROCK ON

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      1. Kitty‏ @BestestKitty Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Get back to work, Weasley.

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