My wife is a retired "Sr. Beauty Advisor". This hilarity has indeed been forwarded to her. Hopefully, this unexfoliated heretic will not pay too high a price...
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why am i being attacked like this lmao
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I finally found a loofah which I can use to do a whole body exfoliation with but remember beauty is only skin-deep - look at Jennifer Aniston; she’s beautiful on the outside *and* the inside, yes? As long as I don’t break a nail, I’m ok. Rainbows
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Bless you. It’s so hard to find real humor. This is hilarious.
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