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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 17

    The Onion Retweeted The Onion

    "The fact is that whether they’re 2- or 11-years-old, our viewers are smart enough to decide for themselves whether Chase’s family and career should be ripped apart just because of a split-second decision."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1030505052992102400 …

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    The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
    ‘Paw Patrol’ Writers Defend Episode Where German Shepherd Cop Shoots Unarmed Black Lab 17 Times In Back https://trib.al/jBhk7AK  pic.twitter.com/CgLJDF67DL
    3:19 PM - 17 Aug 2018
    • 659 Retweets
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    • Miss Suzylee Siobhan Barton Jimmy "Has an illusion of complexity" Van Heste Zane Low Rachel Mr. Worldwide Jewel Davis James Luzbetak Gloria Veber
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      1. SF Feenix 🌶‏ @feenixgavredux Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will his Fisher Price BabyCam footage be released to the public? And when I say “Public,” of course I mean the 12 residents of Adventure Bay. #PawPatrol

        0 replies 2 retweets 24 likes
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      1. Dan Roberts‏ @DauntlessDanny Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        who ever did this deserves a raise, you won twitter today,pic.twitter.com/nHBaZPkHAn

        0 replies 0 retweets 23 likes
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      1. ηιcκ‏ @NickSavereno Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion hits HARD

        0 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      2. Emissary from heck‏ @RodrigoBravo9 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GordonDarkfoot

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      3. Douggie Hundo‏ @GordonDarkfoot Aug 17
        Replying to @RodrigoBravo9 @TheOnion

        Look, you don't know the situation. Zuma would not just lay down and be a good pup.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Douggie Hundo‏ @GordonDarkfoot Aug 17
        Replying to @GordonDarkfoot @RodrigoBravo9 @TheOnion

        Paw Patrol Plots 2018: -Mayor Humdinger wins the Adventure Bay election with shitposting russians. -Rubble is banned from social media for his incediary political podcast -Ryder calls actual rescue crews pedophiles when the Paw Patrol is beaten to the punch

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Emissary from heck‏ @RodrigoBravo9 Aug 17
        Replying to @GordonDarkfoot @TheOnion

        Elon Ryder??

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Douggie Hundo‏ @GordonDarkfoot Aug 17
        Replying to @RodrigoBravo9 @TheOnion

        Douggie Hundo Retweeted Douggie Hundo

        https://twitter.com/GordonDarkfoot/status/999379026551689221 …

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        Douggie Hundo @GordonDarkfoot
        Replying to @Bro_Pair
        when you model your hair after Ryder from Paw Patrol. pic.twitter.com/Mv7hCdnXBv
        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. D T‏ @DT17493490 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my. You guys always get me. It tales about 2 seconds of shock and confusion, then I’m like, phew, thank God, it’s only the Onion.

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
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      2. blackbord‏ @karl_Marx069 Aug 17
        Replying to @CarmineFields5 @TheOnion

        And does chase gets paid for his work?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. ʙᴇᴀʀᴅᴏᴍɪᴋᴇ‏ @beardomike Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I've been saying all along Mayor Humdinger needs to go.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. ʙᴇᴀʀᴅᴏᴍɪᴋᴇ‏ @beardomike Sep 19
        Replying to @nomij37 @TheOnion

        I just like to dip my paws in local politics and root for the underdog.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jon Wade‏ @jpwade1984 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Im going to put it on poor parenting. Where are Ryders parents? Chase only does what Ryder tells him.

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      1. Khalid T.‏ @khalidpt Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Make Adventure Bay Great Again.

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      1. Jack Duval‏ @duvy5 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @hjska22 @friend_robbie @oak07 onion going dark but...pic.twitter.com/aGWez4wrrv

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      1. BayBoyStan_Tiff‏ @makledes Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion is getting dark 😳

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      1. Michael‏ @Ronsoco67 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The lab was looking suspicious and out of place in that neighborhood.

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