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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 17

    Vatican On Sex Abuse Report: ‘Listen, No Normal Person Is Going To Sign Up To Be A Priest’ https://trib.al/BMe3nw2 pic.twitter.com/5f1tGhoLhg

    1:28 PM - 17 Aug 2018
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      1. B-P‏ @Dumb_stfu Aug 17
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      1.  🎃HAUNTER____Lv68 🎃‏ @HAUNTER____Lv68 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Show me someone that's waaaay too into religion, and i'll show you someone with a looooot of skeletons in their closet.

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      2. Shea‏ @Shea_Fresh Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh shit The Onion is on fire lately 🤣😂🤣😂

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      1. deary darling‏ @dearydarling Aug 17
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        Well played, Onion, well played. Might be my second favorite next to Hawking's

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      1. The Guru Pitka‏ @NAndreuk31 Aug 17
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      1. Sheila Pierce 5‏ @SheilaPierce51 Aug 17
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        Lol!:)

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      1. JessicaEsther‏ @sonnyhunnychile Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Definitely learned that at 6 when I accidentally heard that my great grandfather was found in a compromising position with a priest during confession (never stepped foot in a confessional, was positive something “funny” would happen)

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      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Predators wanted.

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      2. Tony Bruno‏Verified account @TonyBrunoShow Aug 17
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      1. Jim‏ @jgaynor0730 Aug 17
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      1. David Daniel Beckom‏ @BeckomDavid Aug 17
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        but as no normal person would believe in religion, they did not stand out.

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      1. ℙ𝕦𝕕𝕕ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 🍯‏ @PuddHoney Aug 17
        Replying to @QianruCheng @TheOnion

        not her, bro

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 17
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        All guys, broke, can't have sex, get boys alone in dark boxes. What could go wrong?

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      1. James Goolsby‏ @jamesgoolsby Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No shit. A life of sex with only alter boys. Sounds cruel.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 17
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        Vatican’s comment about Sex Abuse Report made Bill Maher smile appreciatively.

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      1. A full name‏ @truthiseverall Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Baloney! It is likely that The Real Priest will now come forth, so will nuns.

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      1. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Aug 17
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        Troof. That sounds like something they would actually say.

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