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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 17

    Portrait Next To Coffin Most Likely The Deceased https://trib.al/bA0cXqj pic.twitter.com/OoQUU6xPmy

    12:30 PM - 17 Aug 2018
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    • Megan Palmer Smart John Shannon♥️ nic Brent L. Szarka Robert Mahon Rachel Sowerby i love summer Collin Shea
    26 replies 156 retweets 1,275 likes
      1. Will Stein‏ @AdHochuli Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        big if true

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      1. Dick Murphy-Scott‏ @HoboSantaCruz Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope someone puts a picture of a young Bert Reynolds out by my coffin. I can dream, right?

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      1. The Scarecrow‏ @1313FearSt Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would like a picture of Pop from the Rice Krispies crew to be mine.

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      1. Deadmond 👻 🌹‏ @FireyRedmond Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice detective work!

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      2. Astonishing‏ @kickedAst Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        no shit sherlock

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      3. big mcthankies‏ @CornyCornyCorny Aug 17
        Replying to @kickedAst @TheOnion

        ate the onion i see

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      4. Astonishing‏ @kickedAst Aug 18
        Replying to @CornyCornyCorny @TheOnion

        did you mean ate or hate?

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      5. big mcthankies‏ @CornyCornyCorny Aug 18
        Replying to @kickedAst @TheOnion

        ate

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      2. Ian Tyrrell  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿‏ @IanTyrrell69 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not if Fox news have a say in it.

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      3. k y‏ @KDM1617 Aug 18
        Replying to @IanTyrrell69 @TheOnion

        What in the hell does this even mean

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      4. Ian Tyrrell  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿‏ @IanTyrrell69 Aug 18
        Replying to @KDM1617 @TheOnion

        When reporting on Aretha Franklins death this week. Fox news were showing a photograph of Patti Labelle.

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      1. G. Robert Shiplett‏ @rshifflet Aug 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        can i use this pix to Fotoshop myself into a nicer situ as i fear my funérailles may not be the obsequies of my preferences at that moment ? Can i at leest fotoshop myself into the casket? Onto the bier? Lychgate?

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      1. destin loan‏ @destinloan Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh God....

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      1. Marslkart‏ @MDreyes2004 Aug 17
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        Wow I didn’t know that

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everybody in EAST STROUDSBURG, PA knows that funeral attendee Bryan Abboud is an idiot.

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Aug 17
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        Coming this fall starring Howie Mandel

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      1. Lina‏ @angelina_boeva Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not so sure about that.

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      1. SCI_Crypto Schools‏ @Satoshitoo Aug 17
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        pic.twitter.com/F4gHRUJRYw

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      1. Eric Bridle‏ @EricBoderic Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd like a picture of my cat next to my coffin. Then people will think it's for an unusually large feline or a super famous cat that was rich AF.

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