Classic Fig Newtonian Physics! A classic!
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@SaveJaeger please advise.... -
Triscuits imply a simpler monoscuit and discuit
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I believe it is a biscuit. I am agnostic about the existence of a monoscuit
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Quantum snacking at its finest
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When are they gonna make quintiscuits
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The mathematical models predict that such a cracker would immediately collapse... into a snack hole.
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I just hope we can use it for good and not evil.
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Call me when Nabisco produces the Tesseractuit
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“It existed too briefly for me to apply the cheese square and yet I have glimpsed our bold snack Future...”
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Fig Newtonian
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It’s cubane in chip form. Obviously someone at the
@TheOnion has a chemistry background.

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If we just sell them as is. We can market them as a no calorie snack after 6 milliseconds that melts your mouth.
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Actually, they’re called Quadscuits.
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