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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 17

    Nabisco Snack Physicists Develop Highly Unstable Quadriscuits https://trib.al/aVTjMhj pic.twitter.com/smvDoL8Kb9

    11:55 AM - 17 Aug 2018
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    33 replies 470 retweets 2,102 likes
      1. Rich Reynolds‏ @rbsralaw Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Classic Fig Newtonian Physics! A classic!

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      2. Brad Stieber‏ @therealBGS Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @SaveJaeger please advise....

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      3. Austin Jaeger‏ @SaveJaeger Aug 17
        Replying to @therealBGS @TheOnion

        Triscuits imply a simpler monoscuit and discuit

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Brad Stieber‏ @therealBGS Aug 17
        Replying to @SaveJaeger @TheOnion

        I believe it is a biscuit. I am agnostic about the existence of a monoscuit

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. John McLeod‏ @Skyemcleod5116 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quantum snacking at its finest

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      2. Dario‏ @DariusVidas Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When are they gonna make quintiscuits

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      3. Undead Log‏ @logfromblammo Aug 17
        Replying to @DariusVidas @TheOnion

        The mathematical models predict that such a cracker would immediately collapse... into a snack hole.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. randytoad‏ @randytoad Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I just hope we can use it for good and not evil.

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      1. Uyen P‏ @pneyu Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Call me when Nabisco produces the Tesseractuit

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      1. Mike McCarron ‏ @mccarron_mike Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        MMMMM... highly unstable snackspic.twitter.com/KAqF6EcpiD

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      1. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “It existed too briefly for me to apply the cheese square and yet I have glimpsed our bold snack Future...”

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      1. Erica‏ @foistedallegory Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fig Newtonian 😂 Food engineering at it's finest.

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      1. Le Chiffre‏ @MNSportsNPoli Aug 17
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        It’s cubane in chip form. Obviously someone at the @TheOnion has a chemistry background. 👏👏👏

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      2. Big H‏ @frindlebabbn Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CatKenyon

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      1. Thwel Thwel‏ @SoeThwel Aug 22
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        🐹

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      1. Brodo‏ @Brodo2016 Aug 18
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        For a limited time you can get a free dispenser.pic.twitter.com/Vrm5pgfdiv

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      1. Brodo‏ @Brodo2016 Aug 18
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        If we just sell them as is. We can market them as a no calorie snack after 6 milliseconds that melts your mouth.

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      1. Evan Martin  🌐‏ @Go_EvanMartin Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, they’re called Quadscuits.

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