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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 17

    ‘Paw Patrol’ Writers Defend Episode Where German Shepherd Cop Shoots Unarmed Black Lab 17 Times In Back https://trib.al/jBhk7AK pic.twitter.com/CgLJDF67DL

    10:22 AM - 17 Aug 2018
    • 5,051 Retweets
    • 14,968 Likes
    • sad wheelchair Sensational scoop layup caroline calhoun Richard Montecinos Jason emmanuel STEELE! Jacob Ray Brandt❌ ? 👺 delinquent Katherine
    169 replies 5,051 retweets 14,968 likes
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      2. fire everyone‏ @OmarkianSpin Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @GergTalks

        @ColinCarriere omfg dying

        1 reply 1 retweet 33 likes
      3. oilers dril‏ @GergTalks Aug 17
        Replying to @OmarkianSpin @TheOnion @ColinCarriere

        Not as much as the black lab that was shot 17 times in the back.

        1 reply 2 retweets 185 likes
      4. fire everyone‏ @OmarkianSpin Aug 17
        Replying to @GergTalks @TheOnion @ColinCarriere

        Dude I'm like choking from laughing so hard

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      5. oilers dril‏ @GergTalks Aug 17
        Replying to @OmarkianSpin @TheOnion @ColinCarriere

        What funnier, this or the 87 year old woman who was tased because she was cutting dandelions with a knife. One story is real and one isn't.

        5 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
      6. fire everyone‏ @OmarkianSpin Aug 17
        Replying to @GergTalks @TheOnion @ColinCarriere

        Real women cut dandelions with a sword

        0 replies 0 retweets 86 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Jedi ASBoo‏ @JediASU Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @theAdamGreen

        Meanwhile chocolate lab puppies are being held at "the vet."

        2 replies 5 retweets 158 likes
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      1. Graeme from IT‏ @graeme_from_IT Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #BlackLabsMatter

        0 replies 4 retweets 134 likes
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      2. Tristan Ketcham‏ @tristankrolltid Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some 5 year old that somehow has a Twitter account is going to search paw patrol and then run into this lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 83 likes
      3. Sourabh Shetty‏ @thesourabh Aug 18
        Replying to @tristankrolltid @TheOnion

        Tbf that battle was lost when the five-year old acquired a Twitter account in the first place.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Canoopsy‏ @Canoopsy Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Patrick_ORourke this was a tense episode

        1 reply 0 retweets 38 likes
      3. Patrick O'Rourke‏Verified account @Patrick_ORourke Aug 17
        Replying to @Canoopsy @TheOnion

        Oh man, this is great.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      2. Bismo Funyuns‏ @beervenger Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @ErikBlevins

        I’d have been ok with it but the dogs gun only held 10 rounds. The bastard had to reload to finish.

        1 reply 5 retweets 81 likes
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      2. Bill Frando‏ @bill_frando Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Standing by for a news conference with Jessie Jack Russell, and Al Shar Pei ton.

        2 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
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      1. George Martin‏ @Martillo42 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wasn’t as brutal as this one. Rubble got skinned ☹️pic.twitter.com/mPObc16hYs

        0 replies 1 retweet 26 likes
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      2. Kitty Hootz‏ @DrKittyHootz Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Preschool teacher on lunchbreak, here. I will be cracking up about this for the rest of the day. 😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. grover  💙 💙‏ @fuzzyblumonster Aug 17
        Replying to @DrKittyHootz @TheOnion

        My toddler nephew lives for this show. I’ve watched so many episodes. I’m dying. Chase is going to go free. Not even a slap on his carpus.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Casey‏ @CaseyLind Aug 17
        Replying to @fuzzyblumonster @DrKittyHootz @TheOnion

        I really wish Chase had just shot Daring Danny X... make Paw Patrol a better place.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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