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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 17

    Should The NFL Eliminate The Off-Season?pic.twitter.com/Eu67xprE1b

    7:45 AM - 17 Aug 2018
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    • trill B26354.KD6dash3dot7 Michael Bolton mattb... tracy 🎄 Bridget Vreeland 💙 ダニカ ⭐ 龍女神 🏳️‍🌈 Sam Bradley William "Truck Nuts" Sherman Colonel Angus
    15 replies 57 retweets 322 likes
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      2. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So supid, of corse not! I hope this is a joke!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Carlos Balazs‏ @SSzalab_3712 Aug 17
        Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion

        Its no joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 17
        Replying to @SSzalab_3712 @TheOnion

        What has happened to journalism in this country...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Matt Aker‏ @Dat_Matt_12 Aug 17
        Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @SSzalab_3712 @TheOnion

        In case you're not joking, this is The Onion, a satirical "news" source. It is a joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Carlos Balazs‏ @SSzalab_3712 Aug 17
        Replying to @Dat_Matt_12 @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion

        Dont worry, we are.

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      1. DSA and AIA's Weird Baby Named Travis‏ @degen_erate Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @3YearLetterman get on this.

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      1. Secret t‏ @Secret____t Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Eliminate the offseason? More cowbell!" said NFL draftniks everywhere.

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      1. Adam Bednar‏ @abednarOH Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Browns don’t play in the regular season so if they eliminated the preseason then there would be no point for them to exist at all

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      1. Brodo‏ @Brodo2016 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I would be satisfied with a schedule like the MLB. Just 160 plus games per year. Just tens times their normal schedule. I think it’s workable.

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      1. Clark Wescoe‏ @ClarkWescoe Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should eliminate the pre-season games.

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      1.  🇵🇸bint il kalb 🐕‏ @tuz_feekum Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        !!!!!!! Literally players are wasting their time and energy on the preseason and then some FUCKING GET INJURED?!!!?! Come on

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      1. Lex Jurgen‏ @MyTerribleWords Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In reality the NFL effectively did this when they worked with ESPN to build multiple offseason events into big TV showcases. It’s the dominate sport in the US year round now.

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Aug 17
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        Lamepic.twitter.com/nxJFbOyqPn

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      1. TerryDavisFan‏ @SocratesSophia9 Aug 17
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        No

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      1. Jacob Rohde‏ @jarohde1 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        💯 down with this sort of thing. @jowenbarker

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      2.  🎄 Bridget Vreeland  💙 ダニカ  ⭐ 龍女神  🏳️‍🌈‏ @DanikaSidoti Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        1. 18 Game Regular Season (same formula as current but two additional games that are played every year, examples like #Giants-#Jets or #Ravens-#Redskins) 2. 16 team playoffs based on conference rather than division 3. No more tie games (field goal shootout to determine winner)

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      3. .‏ @thosepackerstho Aug 17
        Replying to @DanikaSidoti @TheOnion

        2nd ones a no from me...

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      4.  🎄 Bridget Vreeland  💙 ダニカ  ⭐ 龍女神  🏳️‍🌈‏ @DanikaSidoti Aug 17
        Replying to @thosepackerstho @TheOnion

        But wouldn't you want to see a random 8th seed possibly stomp on the Patriots, Cowboys or Steelers? 😉

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      5. .‏ @thosepackerstho Aug 17
        Replying to @DanikaSidoti @TheOnion

        No because that would make the new 18 game season pointless.

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