Skip to content
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • Moments Moments Moments, current page.

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
TheOnion's profile
The Onion
The Onion
The Onion
Verified account
@TheOnion

Tweets

The OnionVerified account

@TheOnion

America's Finest News Source.

theonion.com
Joined March 2008

Tweets

  • © 2018 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 16

    Man Has Eaten Last 75 Meals Out Of Container Or Carton https://trib.al/yYxt9Yx pic.twitter.com/Ds0qYB1ifD

    8:03 PM - 16 Aug 2018
    • 208 Retweets
    • 1,893 Likes
    • LarryGFremont Sytlox Jordan Rennison LomaxMFC brett Megan Drake elliotttj Ernie Luke Boyer
    42 replies 208 retweets 1,893 likes
      1. Tom Thompson‏ @Tommy2thePoint Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The joke is?

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Andy‏ @Clippers89 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sounds like you guys wrote a real article about most men

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Collegetuitioncosts Campbell‏ @guyforthat Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’d love to know which writer/s landed on 75, it’s really the ideal number for this joke

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Manny Macias‏ @MannyFresh630 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/XxJW4zEWOM

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Jeffrey Lyon‏ @ddosguru Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I feel attacked.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Peter Nygaard‏ @RetepAdam Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's not a picture of me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. LisaSea‏ @LisaSeaFL Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @elmer_a_chile

        Yeah, and?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Logan Schepeler‏ @Logan8chepeler Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BHSpartan89 did you give them permission to use this pic of you

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. BriGuy Awesome Fries‏ @BHSpartan89 Aug 16
        Replying to @Logan8chepeler @TheOnion

        If I did, as evidenced by the picture, I was too high to remember haha

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Jeremy‏ @menks101 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        i didnt approve this story

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. caleb‏ @SgtSlime Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Last_Grey_Wolf

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Manny Macias‏ @MannyFresh630 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My mans is Beelasted!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. roBOO!!drew gonna vote nov 6  🎨‏ @robodrew Aug 16
        Replying to @MannyFresh630 @TheOnion

        read this as "beetblasted" and I'm ok with it

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
      1. El'the Rust‏ @elodincin Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @cockBOMB is that you?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Ron Sweatman‏ @citadel_commish Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Somebody get my roommate @dereksligh !!!!!!!!! Am I right @EmilySenn ?? 🥡🍕🍟

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. Terry O'Connell‏ @Toco1973O Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You make that sound like a bad thing.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hmm... probably will be very ill and fat. But don’t know how this is news...

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. xtreme‏ @_xtreme__ Aug 16
        Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion

        r/atetheonion

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 16
        Replying to @_xtreme__ @TheOnion

        Nope. I never eat onians I have ibs

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. xtreme‏ @_xtreme__ Aug 17
        Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion

        r/ stands for subreddit atetheonion is the subreddit r/atetheonion is a subreddit for people who "bit" into the onions satire news

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 17
        Replying to @_xtreme__ @TheOnion

        Supreddits? Soeak English man.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. xtreme‏ @_xtreme__ Aug 17
        Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion

        https://reddit.com/r/atetheonion 

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 18
        Replying to @_xtreme__ @TheOnion

        Not clicking on you’re malware sorry

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. xtreme‏ @_xtreme__ Aug 18
        Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion

        oh so you a satire account

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2018 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info