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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 16

    Fox News Apologizes For Mistaking Patti LaBelle For Aretha Franklin https://trib.al/4hGkYbG pic.twitter.com/AVK86TnVH2

    3:50 PM - 16 Aug 2018
    • 2,345 Retweets
    • 9,472 Likes
    • Tired Plant Boi Εmily Valverde Quirós La Culé Chingona THABETH-ANNE ONTONG Ann 🍂 bdora961 Jacelyn Faye 🎃🕷 J-Smoothies Clifton Kuykendall
    536 replies 2,345 retweets 9,472 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Dee Wilson‏ @divasmom1985 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is Gladys Knight.. not Patti.

        52 replies 16 retweets 347 likes
      3. JLU‏ @jll86671974 Aug 16
        Replying to @divasmom1985 @TheOnion

        OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 these news folks.

        4 replies 1 retweet 130 likes
      4. JLU‏ @jll86671974 Aug 16
        Replying to @jll86671974 @divasmom1985 @TheOnion

        The Onion has jokes 😒

        2 replies 1 retweet 257 likes
      5. The Last OG‏ @q_tip091 Aug 16
        Replying to @jll86671974 @divasmom1985 @TheOnion

        no...that actually happened

        1 reply 1 retweet 26 likes
      6. JLU‏ @jll86671974 Aug 16
        Replying to @q_tip091 @divasmom1985 @TheOnion

        I’m talking about the picture they posted. They’re known for their humor.

        2 replies 0 retweets 70 likes
      7. Jeffrey Prince‏ @PJCP3756 Aug 17
        Replying to @jll86671974 @q_tip091 and

        What Humor I'm still waiting for da funny part 🤔

        3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      8. The Last OG‏ @q_tip091 Aug 17
        Replying to @PJCP3756 @jll86671974 and

        it's actually Gladys Knight...Fox Showed Patti Labelle...cuz we all look alike

        4 replies 1 retweet 67 likes
      9. Paula‏ @PaulaBonaFide Aug 17
        Replying to @q_tip091 @PJCP3756 and

        That's the point. The Onion is skewering Fox News.

        1 reply 0 retweets 37 likes
      10. 1 more reply
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      2. Terra Hall‏Verified account @TerraHall Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The number of people in this thread who don't get the joke.pic.twitter.com/si7xKqHzzF

        8 replies 9 retweets 713 likes
      3. Treville Redenmurder‏ @TravBot Aug 16
        Replying to @TerraHall @TheOnion

        Where’s this gif of billy dee Williams from?

        14 replies 4 retweets 366 likes
      4. Spencer Gilchrest‏ @spencer_gilch98 Aug 16
        Replying to @TravBot @TerraHall @TheOnion

        Oh come on, that’s obviously Prince

        9 replies 3 retweets 306 likes
      5. My name is Booooooo-ce‏ @_mynameisbruce Aug 16
        Replying to @spencer_gilch98 @TravBot and

        Seriously?! Show Mr. Jackson some respect. Tito had a long, storied career!

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
      6. 1 more reply
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      2. Podom‏ @podom1800 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one too??? SMHpic.twitter.com/fuKtS5xkE1

        6 replies 1 retweet 210 likes
      3. Kevin Beastly‏ @ka92010rock Aug 16
        Replying to @podom1800 @TheOnion

        What does Whitney Houston has to do with it?

        17 replies 4 retweets 519 likes
      4. Bitchy W/ A PURPOSE‏ @Dixiech1ck Aug 16
        Replying to @ka92010rock @podom1800

        pic.twitter.com/1Ffe26y8QL

        1 reply 0 retweets 84 likes
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      2. No Fascist America  🌊‏ @jehandy Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This Onion story has layers!

        4 replies 1 retweet 258 likes
      3. Indi Montgomery‏ @indimontgomery Aug 16
        Replying to @jehandy @TheOnion

        I understand what you just did. 👍🏽

        1 reply 1 retweet 58 likes
      4. TheHonorablePRA‏ @peoplerawful Aug 16
        Replying to @indimontgomery @jehandy

        pic.twitter.com/oDPiNxuvK2

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. chris harvey‏ @Seven7Costanza7 Aug 16
        Replying to @peoplerawful @indimontgomery and

        How about a parfait? Everyone loves a parfait..

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      6. End of conversation

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