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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 16

    Jason Momoa Reveals He Spent Months Becoming Useless Dumbass To Get Into Character For ‘Aquaman’ https://trib.al/vKVBba2 pic.twitter.com/BgnDqcfRc8

    1:18 PM - 16 Aug 2018
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      1. Hodl‏ @decentralizedly Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/6p0yyNA8KO

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      1. The Acedian‏ @Acedian Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Just gonna go talk to some fish now, don't mind me."pic.twitter.com/SlyOYmFDtV

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      2. Bradleypit‏ @Bradleypit2 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Watch out they will do a http://chanege.org  petition to get you removed from the internet for your biased view on DC movies.

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. LIVING DEAD BOI‏ @BoardGameBrawl Aug 16
        Replying to @Bradleypit2 @TheOnion

        #ReleaseTheSnyderCut

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      2. Kathy  🇺🇸 #NRAKillsKids‏ @Robotrix1 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Silver Era Aquaman was not useless nor a dumbass. Then modern "everything's dark and we need a woman in that refrigerator" writers got hold of him.....

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince Aug 16
        Replying to @Robotrix1 @TheOnion

        Silver era Aquaman is exactly what people are thinking of when they think of a crap Aquaman. And the girlfriend in the fridge thing wasn't even Aquaman.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. Kathy  🇺🇸 #NRAKillsKids‏ @Robotrix1 Aug 16
        Replying to @Geek_Prince @TheOnion

        Please. And "girlfriend in the fridge" is a state of mind among all the writers now...no matter which book they work on.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. MutherBear‏ @MuthrBear Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not nice. Funny as hell, but not nice.

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      4. MutherBear‏ @MuthrBear Aug 16
        Replying to @jaafersa @TheOnion

        Humor...go figure...

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. JK Ꙅᴛɪꜰꜰʟᴇʀ  🚀 #TʜᴇExᴘᴀɴꜱᴇ  🚀 #SᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢFɪʀᴇʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ‏ @Lyve_Wire Aug 16
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      3. Lee B‏ @ohpointybird Aug 16
        Replying to @Lyve_Wire @TheOnion

        I swear that's Jane Fonda as Wonder Woman

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Marc-Andre Dion‏ @madfe051 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well done. Odd that they couldn't find anyone in Hollywood that would naturally fit the part.

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      1. David Powers‏ @KingDavidPowers Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So your saying he wasnt acting. =P

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      1. Sharon Hoffmann‏ @SharonH1892 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @vennediagram

        Ok, ok, but none of you is a tenth as pretty as Jason Momea.

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      1. Autumn Attic, Systematic‏ @b_rockg Aug 16
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        Do you think that poor guy will ever get laid?

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      1. Chase Wassenar‏ @ChaseWassenar Aug 16
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      2. tolulope ajayi‏ @teeman14 Aug 16
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