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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 16

    Should The MLB Ban Infield Shapeshifting?pic.twitter.com/LaYh1QqnSi

    12:47 PM - 16 Aug 2018
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    • 🏳️‍🌈CozyPunk💛💜🖤 Gran Tiger Baba-C Jersey Mike Civic Centaur Big Donk Energy АлександрАлександров BI NOW GAY LATER chaotic toasted
    53 replies 709 retweets 2,139 likes
      1. Laura Kay‏ @LauraCatherineK Aug 16
        Replying to @FittsTwitts @TheOnion

        I'll never accept the 'shift in baseballpic.twitter.com/r7RYTl084q

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      1. Neal Kelley‏ @nealkelley Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @MichaelBKelley "How are you gonna get a groundball past a Burmese python?"

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      1. BeastlyBretMaverick777 🎃‏ @BretMaverick777 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is what's wrong with #MLB today...the #steroids, the unfettered salaries, unlicensed #voodoo, the #DH, and looking the other way on #lycanthropy

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      1. GudeToma‏ @Drusyc Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s a part of the game, adapt or get left behind.

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      1. Juicy Demon Legs‏ @jdl_werewolf Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        over my dead body

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      2. Scott Hartbeck‏ @worldwideScott Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @InnerCityTRex All of this crap started after The Naked Gun glorified animals on the field.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. K May‏ @roomiemay Aug 17
        Replying to @worldwideScott @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/8oHNvK5Q0e

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1.  🐢 turt burglar  🐢‏ @birdorcages Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh god, a St. Jude Children’s Hospital ad aired before this vid and I thought it was satire

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      2. Frang‏ @Frang Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/zCvuNkFMEe

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3.  🤤 Landøn‏ @LandonDubord Aug 16
        Replying to @Frang @TheOnion

        dead meme furry boy

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Frang‏ @Frang Aug 16
        Replying to @LandonDubord @TheOnion

        Don't care?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Reed Hartman‏ @readhartman Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Back in my day we didn’t need anybody transforming into a three-headed monster to make baseball interesting. But kids these days just don’t understand the fundamentals of the game.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Ian Streeter‏ @umstree0 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scott Howard says no...pic.twitter.com/cCLONMX9uq

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      1. Kindyno‏ @kindyno Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nice use of the animorphs brand of shape shifting

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      1. Samuel Johnson‏ @MaskOfFate Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So the Animorphs became baseball players. Glad to see they’re still doing stuff.

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      1. Ron 🏌️ 🚴 ⚾️ 🏉 ⚽️‏ @Bluestreak_16 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @shanehall31

        Yes

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      1. Rob Miller‏ @rogerthesarus Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should embrace it, obviously. Baseball is soooooooooooo boring.

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      1. Félicie (Taxouck)‏ @Taxouck Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is extremely relevant to my interests OwO

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