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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 16

    MoviePass Attempts To Increase Profitability By No Longer Mailing Out Free $500 A Month To Subscribers https://trib.al/jzbIC5t pic.twitter.com/Tq5tc0cebi

    11:45 AM - 16 Aug 2018
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      1. DJ WILL‏ @djwillKNAC Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        More appropriate....pic.twitter.com/rCXBRK7sOo

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      2. Solomon Manning‏ @SolomonManning4 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just drove 15 minutes away to the only theater playing the meg at 930 got here AN HOUR EARLY! AND THE MOVIE IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE! And this is the 3rd time something like this has happened! If the shareholders can sue maybe us screwed over customers need to see what we can do.

        6 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. Rachel‏ @erysseraina Aug 16
        Replying to @SolomonManning4 @TheOnion

        I drove 50 min to the closest showing of Eighth Grade and ran into the same thing. Had to buy my ticket after driving, even thought it had just shown up before. DM'd them. They didn't even read it. Send a cut and paste irrelevant response. 😢

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      2. Shel  💘 🌊 ⚖️‏ @malexandraya Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I never received a check for$500 a month and I haven't been offered 72 months free??? What is this article saying because I don't get it!

        7 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. T_Calvin‏ @HeyMrTerance Aug 17
        Replying to @malexandraya @TheOnion

        Basically 30 movies a month for 9.99 was like giving away free 500 dollars checks 🤣🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Alex Vakano‏ @AlexVakano Aug 17
        Replying to @HeyMrTerance @malexandraya @TheOnion

        Nobody was watching 30 movies per month. The service sucks. I canceled this crap

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Shel  💘 🌊 ⚖️‏ @malexandraya Aug 17
        Replying to @AlexVakano @HeyMrTerance @TheOnion

        Yea I never got to 30 a month. For the first 6 months I actually didn't go to a movie! Then got a friend to join and we averaged 5-10 a month! So the 3 movies a month option is not my cup of tea no that I use it, out I try to use it! Looked for tonight, unless I do e-ticket no go

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      2. Edgar‏ @mcdaddyissues91 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @markabaigar

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      3. Mark 🚮‏ @markabaigar Aug 16
        Replying to @mcdaddyissues91

        Definitely not renewing now

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Bill Tripp‏ @BTripp5431 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Business Plan: Sell a MoviePass to people that don't like to go to the Movies.

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      2. Ashley Alderman‏ @AshleyGAlderman Aug 16
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        @robalderman @hollywoodslinky @britain_miethe

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      3. Britain‏ @britain_miethe Aug 16
        Replying to @AshleyGAlderman @TheOnion and

        Hahahahaha. Seems legit.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. tony lipsey  ⚡️‏ @tonylipsey Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @CacheBoi

        @_tm3k

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      2. Chef Patrick Mould‏ @kjnchef Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its become a discounted ticket card for movies that AREN'T blockbuster super hero or action flick or great films so they finally figured out that there target audiences is rom-coms , and conservative political conspiracy documetaries! So they OWN 8.5 % of the film going market!

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      2. danny‏ @dannyw6ssup Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They still haven’t sent my card and they refuse to respond to my requests.

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      2. T. Alexander‏ @sdsu2 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I want my $500 check, even $300 would do. But you cannot reach a human at Movie Pass no matter how hard you try. The only thing going for me is having two E ticket theaters near me. No restrictions there.

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      1. Raymond Powell‏ @powellhr Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        and even more unreal story is the true story of how @MoviePass is taking its customers money but not providing services as promised.

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