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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 16

    Star Wars News Net Joins Hundreds Of Publications In Condemning Trump’s Attacks On The Press https://trib.al/62ZtYYs pic.twitter.com/u5e51H2dBN

    10:12 AM - 16 Aug 2018
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    • Corinne chrysanthemum Kyle Jones GALLIFREY STANDS 👻 sp00ky Drew 👻 OuterSpacePlaneBOY micheal brunkus Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that Ray Steele
    11 replies 175 retweets 891 likes
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      2. SWNN‏ @StarWarsNewsNet Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thank you @TheOnion, Star Wars fans need to know the latest instance of Ewan McGregor denying knowledge of an Obi-Wan Kenobi film, and we're gonna give it to them! We won't be censored!

        4 replies 8 retweets 155 likes
      3. Joseph Tavano‏ @JoeyWanKenobi Aug 16
        Replying to @StarWarsNewsNet @TheOnion

        You know what you need to do now: actually publish that statement. Make The Onion a factual news report for the first time ever!

        1 reply 0 retweets 31 likes
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      2. Craig Walmsley‏ @craig_walmsley Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And #LastJediAwful

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Mo #ThereIsNoSnyderCut‏ @LordCyrus Aug 16
        Replying to @craig_walmsley

        pic.twitter.com/zeudZM2cDR

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Craig Walmsley‏ @craig_walmsley Aug 16
        Replying to @LordCyrus @TheOnion

        Agreed - I say no to it too - that movie is really terrible.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      6. Craig Walmsley‏ @craig_walmsley Aug 16
        Replying to @EvanOD99 @LordCyrus

        pic.twitter.com/HnynvhOjjW

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      1. vontigo‏ @Vorgon6 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        SWNN covered the fight against an authoritarian regime before it was cool!

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Patric Crypt-vey  💀‏ @Ganon136 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know them!

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Charles the Fourth‏ @hitchinsIV Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/DGSRcfQzzL

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      1. Dave, son of Nya‏ @Nya_Walker_X Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump just retire okay

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, he is like a handicapped Sith Lord. All hail Lord Dampnut.

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      2. Jeigh Neither‏ @JeighNeither Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is hysterical. Nice of them to blow you up like that, but is there some truth to it I hope? I don't understand how any SWF can support that "man", but I hope those that do, see the errors if their way sooner than later. #resist #ResistanceUnited

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dan Gruenhagen‏ @dan_gruenhagen Aug 17
        Replying to @JeighNeither @TheOnion

        You still think the way to convince people to change their minds is telling them they are wrong? The opposite is probably true.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jeigh Neither‏ @JeighNeither Aug 17
        Replying to @dan_gruenhagen @TheOnion

        Sorry but you have no idea how I think, & nothing I wrote implied your conclusions; you dreamed up all that judgment up on your own. If people can't figure life out on their own; that's on them, and not much of a concern of mine.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Dan Gruenhagen‏ @dan_gruenhagen Aug 18
        Replying to @JeighNeither @TheOnion

        "I hope those that do, see the errors of their way" your words. Explain how this is not telling people they are wrong?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Jeigh Neither‏ @JeighNeither Aug 18
        Replying to @dan_gruenhagen @TheOnion

        I guess English isnt your forte? If you cant finesse the delicacies of vaugary, I cant help you see the light either. But most of all; its a fucking ONION article! Get an F'ing sense of humor & stop wasting my time, you poor thing.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Dan Gruenhagen‏ @dan_gruenhagen Aug 18
        Replying to @JeighNeither @TheOnion

        Now name calling? You just like all the other snowflakes. You are no different

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Jeigh Neither‏ @JeighNeither Aug 19
        Replying to @dan_gruenhagen @TheOnion

        Again, u seem to lack solid English comprehension. NOWHERE were you called a name. Ah, but the irony when you call me a "snowflake" in the very next line is doubly delicious since ur the coldest flake falling from above ;) Keep going, you're digging your own hole here.

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