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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 16

    ‘The Onion’ Proudly Stands With The Media As The Enemy Of The People https://trib.al/lOaWMwK pic.twitter.com/X1P3lEfC0U

    7:31 AM - 16 Aug 2018
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    • hxhahsh isa nancypeggy Morgs vote NO on amendment 1 LIL KEV FROM 107TH ᴠɪɴᴄᴇ ғ. ɴᴏɴᴀᴛᴏ CatchtheHeat2 P
    34 replies 528 retweets 2,784 likes
      1. Alexander Copeland‏ @alexscopeland Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is hardly even satire anymore and that’s both terrifying and sad

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      1. Southern Kentucky DSA‏ @SoKYDSA Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Enemy of the people in the White House 😂

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      1. Mary Holm‏ @holmbaldwin Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Even better than being on Nixon's "enemies list."

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      1. Jay Newfarm‏ @JNewfarm Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Black swan of 2022: President Trump suspends the constitution, gives himself extended and unlimited powers, declares a state of emergency, and the US becomes a dictatorship...?! Far-fetched? Bizarre? So is Trump himself...

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      1. RAR‏ @ryderswriters Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "We are what you deserve." Sigh. So sadly true.

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      1. Poli‏ @snafupanda Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The enemy of these people.

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      1. Uyen P‏ @pneyu Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cc: @tynanwrites

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      2. ◟̽◞̽ Mama Teal Rose  🇦🇺 #Louie #Larrie #OT5‏ @MamaTealRose Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think you've mistaken the definition of "the people" as used by your accusers. Clearly it is not the great unwashed masses. The government is doing just fine being their enemy, cutting real wages and blocking health care. "The people" is the 0.1% with enough cash to matter.

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      3. Raymond G‏ @rampantgrowth Aug 16
        Replying to @MamaTealRose @TheOnion

        They ARE the only real people, after all. The rest of us just pretend to be human.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. ◟̽◞̽ Mama Teal Rose  🇦🇺 #Louie #Larrie #OT5‏ @MamaTealRose Aug 16
        Replying to @rampantgrowth @TheOnion

        If you're not a billionaire, don't bother. Well, unless you're a porn star. Play that right you can become a billionaire.

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      1. DJ Rylas‏ @DJ_RYLAS Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You’ve spelled enema wrong

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      2. Brad Foster | Lux‏ @slayyyyerr Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To the writer of this article: That was great, but who hurt u

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      3. We Gonna Be Alright‏ @RobFromSac Aug 16
        Replying to @slayyyyerr @TheOnion

        Who hurt you?

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      1. Donna‏ @mona_cajun Aug 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I get the camaraderie. The Not Enemy Media's "Some guy pressed the wrong button at work and triggered a DEFCON 1 by mistake. Oops my bad." is definitely at one with The Onion.

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      1. Mitch‏ @ML829 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PressSec That’s you ONION

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      1. Psychofu‏ @psychofu420 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @CliffBarackman

        Anymore, the onion is more accurate than the MSM, lol.

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      2. J.A. Mayer‏ @manplanyen Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @EpicureanDeal

        I warship his divine shadow

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