"The weather out there today is hot and shitty with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow a chance of continued crappy with a pissy weather front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut."
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Nice statement about grandma. Thank you.
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The summer population purge is here.
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Hot Enough So That If You Have a Military Father He Will Swear While Making a Reference to Witches
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Call your GMA. She'd love a phone call during the week.
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