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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

    Man Worried About Drug Dealer Who's Not Picking Up Phone https://trib.al/m5IJxwV pic.twitter.com/Pz3vFTuAON

    8:42 PM - 15 Aug 2018
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    • kenna Thido Nkgowe Will Wharton Kristina Beverlin JOSSHAMPTON booboobeedoop Swapnil Kachhara ajla 🐰💓 Nicholas Wiltrout
    29 replies 321 retweets 2,500 likes
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      2. Michael Dimitri Richard‏ @WhereAtAtheistc Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You guys do not care , you will move on to another criminal . That is what you junkies do when you are not short-changing your fake friend. You would never care enough to pay someone to bail them out.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Y'all Are Garbage and So Is Halloween‏ @noahremainsanon Aug 15
        Replying to @WhereAtAtheistc

        Jeez...this post really feels like it's coming from a place of hurt and betrayal...

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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      2. SHANE 💀 🎃 🦇 👻WATSON‏ @TheShaneWatson Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It really be like that too lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. John‏ @jkshackleford Aug 15
        Replying to @TheShaneWatson @TheOnion

        I’ve totally checked my local newspaper’s site to make sure he didn’t get busted lol

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. The Don Jj‏ @thedonjj Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not exactly the same story but a friend of mine called the cops to check on his neighbour because his iphone alarm was ringing for more than 1 hour and he thought something happened to the guy. Police went in and discovered the apartment was used to grow weed.pic.twitter.com/JSDNoIt4WW

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      2. Jason‏ @Jra2609 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @gda1118 lol

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      3. Garret Ashlock‏ @gda1118 Aug 17
        Replying to @Jra2609 @TheOnion

        I saw this at like 1 am but that was funny.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. RIP mac miller & lil peep‏ @saturationseven Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion this isnt a fake article my homie always gettin caught up in some shit this happens weekly he been shot at and pulled over on the way with my shit

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      1. Tim Gauthier‏ @IDstewardship Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am here don’t worry, we were just closed for lunch 😉! BTW it’s *LEGAL* drug dealer. #PharmacistLife

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      1. (davy)‏ @davidtrechak Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @insinnerate

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      1. David Daniel Beckom‏ @BeckomDavid Aug 15
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        I did not hear it ring. My bad

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      1. Caleb Govoruhk‏ @CalebGovoruhk Aug 15
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        He’s on vacation.

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      1. ernesto de sousa‏ @caesar_lae Aug 15
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        "Juliooooo!!!! My guts hurt!!!"

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      2.  👻 😈Matty 🎃 ☠‏ @theMattyKakes Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats why you grow your own 😎

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      2. Sue 🌊voteblueNov6th‏ @resister1313 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Called his other guy" 😂

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      2. Adam A.‏ @AdamA_inLA Aug 15
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        Who calls their dealer??

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