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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

    On This Day In History: Melania Trump Stumbles Upon Dozens Of Husband’s Haunting, Macabre Self-Portraits https://trib.al/5fl3ygl pic.twitter.com/HzBdw6olKd

    3:38 PM - 15 Aug 2018
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    • Pudney Woods Reed Ocheltree Jen Ess Graphics world Saville Katz SpooOOOoooky Username David Tibbetts Roger Terrill Pierre-Simon Laplace
    22 replies 174 retweets 1,063 likes
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      2. Hasse Erbine‏ @Hasserbine Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kudos to whoever did the artwork for this because jesus christ

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Michael Ornstein‏Verified account @swimdeep Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Brilliant

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      1. Kris Koles‏ @KrisKoles Aug 15
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        pic.twitter.com/NN8CTJTneK

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      1. Agit-Pop‏ @agitpopworld Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        BREAKING: Melania Trump plans to renovate The White House, revealing the real @realDonaldTrumppic.twitter.com/geJktLlG1z

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      1. Jess J. Behrens‏ @glibly_jjb Aug 15
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        I don't know...I mean that one of him in clown makeup at least references John Wayne Ga....Oh, now I get it. That isn't meant in irony.

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      1. Tomoracer‏ @Tomoracer Aug 15
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        Damn, i want a source on every painting

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      1. Tony‏ @tonka9754 Aug 15
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        The one of his soul departing from him is my favourite

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      2. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s not a bad artist. Just a bad person.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Eric Westwood‏ @EricChiquetet Aug 16
        Replying to @BrendaBarnhors1 @TheOnion

        The artist isn`t a bad person tho

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Bren B RN‏ @BrendaBarnhors1 Aug 16
        Replying to @EricChiquetet @TheOnion

        No... was making fun of the “self portraits” part.

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      1. Bart Fargo‏ @AgentBartFargo Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worst Night Gallery episode ever.

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna Aug 16
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        He lacks the talent.

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Aug 16
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        I'd pay admission to see this in an exhibit.

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      1. Klaus Tazen Michaelsen‏ @skeptoptimist Aug 16
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        So brilliantly funny, lol lol omg damn!! 😂😂😂

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Aug 15
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        @RogueFirstLady is this true?

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      1. Dave Lamperski‏ @dlamperski Aug 15
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        This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

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      1. The Jim Jam Man #RehireJamesGunn‏ @Timewarp_JF Aug 15
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        The most unrealistic part of this story is the idea that Donald Trump could have the patience to learn how to paint in the first place.

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