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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

    Man Guessing He’s Stared At Giant Sequoia Long Enough To Appreciate It https://trib.al/LdzWl0k pic.twitter.com/OK3RRoGJyg

    1:59 PM - 15 Aug 2018
    • 290 Retweets
    • 2,555 Likes
    • Nick Perri Sin Tome Stephan Ohlsson Sea Otter J Thomas Madden Jeremy Bearimy george Kofi Beene Cathy soucey
    16 replies 290 retweets 2,555 likes
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      2. US Department of the Interior‏Verified account @Interior Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Our official recommendation to experience optimal levels of majesty is 8 minutes 25 seconds of viewing the giant sequoia ... no more, no less.

        22 replies 89 retweets 739 likes
      3. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 17
        Replying to @Interior

        Get back to work using our tax dollars to destroy the environment.

        7 replies 21 retweets 129 likes
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      1. Delta Light‏ @Beforespacetime Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        sometimes im trying so hard to appreciate sunsets but the thing just goes down too fast

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Joe Cesare‏ @OneSixtyToOne Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hug a tree todaypic.twitter.com/Hlw1BIRlrY

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      1. Jerald Welch‏ @JeraldWelch Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He wouldn't have to guess if he just stared longingly through his smartphone screen.

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      1. Old Man Rob‏ @Old_Man_Rob Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        he’s got the wrong pants on to appreciate that tree. wrong shoes, wrong haircut. wrong dude basically.

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      1. Scott LoPiccolo‏ @slopiccolo21 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ha @MrsGeeLo

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      2. Sir Thopas‏ @Sir_Thopas Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh my god I think the entire onion is about me

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Sir Thopas‏ @Sir_Thopas Aug 15
        Replying to @Sir_Thopas @TheOnion

        You’ll be hearing from my lawyer. But before we get to that: can you please recommend me a lawyer?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. Douglas Blagdon‏ @Dblagdon1 Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a prime example of bureaucratic nonsense.

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      1. Kyle Ricio‏ @KyleRicio Aug 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @sharkchem

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      1. Erik‏ @ArielEst314 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pee on it

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      1. OKSQ797‏ @oksq797 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sometimes the dreaded existentialism of @TheOnion gets to me. Everyday they try to be funny in their world view of pointlessness. But funny isn't valuable if everything is meaningless. The jester can't jump over the tightroper walker. Out out brief candle!

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      1. Ryan‏ @RyLo2382 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @CliffordSosis

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      1. Shoestring Book Pub‏ @ShoestringBookP Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow cool

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      1. Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu‏ @XRobsPunchinBag Aug 15
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        He wants that D

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