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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

    Study Finds That All The Worst People Will Outlive You https://trib.al/GEkUPoZ pic.twitter.com/0OzrhvbQTy

    1:01 PM - 15 Aug 2018
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      2. "stop the yemeni genocide" andy‏ @andipalmur Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ftYKTIpWYE

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      3. Headlines From the Future‏ @Headlines_From Aug 15
        Replying to @andipalmur @TheOnion

        Just think about how long Dick Cheney will live?

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      1. Xander Boo!gaerts‏ @amcnal Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        even Kissinger?

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      1. Angel Mabel Vote Blue 11/06/18‏ @AngelMabel1976 Aug 15
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        Only the good die young.

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      1. Mr. Pepe Poo Poo Doo Doo Emu‏ @XRobsPunchinBag Aug 15
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        Like 93 year old women who want their F'n coffee?

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      1. Gata‏ @gatasucia Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        word

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Aug 15
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        Not Trump. Please, not Trump.

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      1. Jodi Rhodehouse‏ @jodirhodi Aug 15
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        Nuts!

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      1. Lemon‏ @dotparti Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Looks like I'm outliving your sorry asses

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      1. Erica‏ @foistedallegory Aug 15
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        I'll try not to live forever

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      1. Justin Jolly‏ @z00ropa Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @MrJonCryer

        So fucking true. I'm 43, and I'm sure I'll die before the Koch brothers.

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      1. 1LostMuffin‏ @1LostMuffin Aug 15
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        Typical

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Aug 15
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        Area 92 WWII vet still drag races,with his stick shift pickup, stop light to stop light. Get out of my way!

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      1.  🕸 Spider  🕷 🕷 🕷‏ @MagickSpider Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion @MrJonCryer

        Yeah we will...

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      1. Ann Marie Chicoine‏ @AnnMarieChicoin Aug 15
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        I'm not surprised! I know some rotten people and they always come out smelling like a rose!

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      1. Badd Company‏ @BaddCompani Aug 15
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        That's what I was afraid of. Dammit!!

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      1. Dumbass‏ @D3pre550 Aug 15
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        Can't outlive myself now, can I?

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      1. Panama‏ @11_Panama_ Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So all the jag offs in DC will have long lives? Must be the free premium healthcare.

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      1. "furry"‏ @TotallyUnfTwit Aug 15
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        fuc

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      1. RGoodell'sChinWattle‏ @rgschinwattle Aug 15
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        See: all NeoCons.

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