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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

      The Onion’s Guide To ‘The Great British Baking Show’ https://trib.al/geNJ052 pic.twitter.com/Eap5nUWqqX

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

      'The Great British Baking Show' has become a cult phenomenon in the U.S. The Onion presents a guide to everything you need to know about the popular show. https://trib.al/geNJ052 pic.twitter.com/kce9xRepSE

      12:32 PM - 15 Aug 2018
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        1. Laurie Strings‏ @Eq2Strings Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Q: How is everyone on the show so delightful? A: Anyone entering the tent who is not pure of heart disintegrates into ash.

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        1. Christopher Rodney  🌐  🏳️‍🌈‏ @ctrodney Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          AS A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN I'M OFFENDED BY THIS!!! Mostly because it's true.

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        1. Katy‏ @katydid80 Aug 21
          Replying to @TheOnion

          @LeahWithaSchwa

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        1. Black Adder‏ @BlackAdder000 Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          AMEN!

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        2. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion @thefurlinator

          It’s actually called Great British Bake Off, but excuse me for doing a journalists job for them...

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        3. Netfwix Is Chill‏ @netfwix Aug 16
          Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion @thefurlinator

          r/woooosh

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        4. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 16
          Replying to @netfwix @TheOnion @thefurlinator

          Soeak English please

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        5. Netfwix Is Chill‏ @netfwix Aug 16
          Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion @thefurlinator

          what the hell does soeak mean, and to think, you’re correcting me

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        6. Gerald Kissinger‏ @Jerry_Kissinger Aug 16
          Replying to @netfwix @TheOnion @thefurlinator

          It’s soelled “speak”, fool.

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        7. Netfwix Is Chill‏ @netfwix Aug 16
          Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion @thefurlinator

          well why did you spell it “soeak” and also, the fuck does “soelled” mean, i honestly can’t look at it and not think “noel”

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        9. Netfwix Is Chill‏ @netfwix Aug 16
          Replying to @Jerry_Kissinger @TheOnion @thefurlinator

          r/iamverysmart is a subreddit for people who believe they are smarter than the average person, but they are merely above average, if not average. i, an intellectual, believe you, my dearest friend, should be on this.

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        1. ArtDesignMusic‏ @Wonderwoman1fan Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I actually love this show, and I am not a baker by any means. The contestants are quite dedicated and very serious it seems when it comes to learning how to bake the 4392 different kinds of British cakes😂

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        1. Feldspar Gate Bison‏ @bradboyqld Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I know you're just taking the piss but mum & I watch it because there is no conflict. No vanity except for Paul. No arguments between the judges. Its more about the cooking than the personalities.

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        1. April Snow‏ @april_s22 Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I enjoy watching other people eat buttery baked goods. #lactoseIntolerant #plantbased

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        1. Erin‏ @bettyreagan Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Nailed it with the synopsis

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        1.  🌼 Donna  🌼‏ @my5fireflies Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I miss Mary Berry and the original comedic hosts.

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        2. Martin Collinson‏ @redskinsfanuk Aug 15
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Living in the US now and travelling extensively - I have never heard a single person talk about the show.

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        3. D.F. de EEUU‏ @indiesocc Aug 15
          Replying to @redskinsfanuk @TheOnion

          Ergo "cult"

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        4. Martin Collinson‏ @redskinsfanuk Aug 15
          Replying to @indiesocc @TheOnion

          It’s a bloody small cult. Like the kind that lives together in one ‘compound’.

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