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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

    Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs https://trib.al/2xsk9Eh pic.twitter.com/FVYm4JB8zA

    11:53 AM - 15 Aug 2018
    • 1,341 Retweets
    • 7,119 Likes
    • Seth Alex Polshikov kylie 👻 Brian Borchelt 🍕 jixah Pablo Tescobar Trusty Amygdala ThisIsFine I dont want the WHOLE world, I just want YOUR half
    56 replies 1,341 retweets 7,119 likes
      1. MakeAmericaTheBest‏ @MakeAmericaBest Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://bit.ly/2nIZQPU 

        0 replies 2 retweets 39 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
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      1. New conversation
      2. Christian Maldonado‏ @UnkownUser115 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thought this was real. Then saw it was from the onion. Oof

        5 replies 0 retweets 60 likes
      3. 1 more reply
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      2. Deborah Mooney‏ @weedobbles Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/yYjreXBosh

        1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
      3. Prince Techno‏ @Geek_Prince Aug 15
        Replying to @weedobbles @TheOnion

        Wait... This is real right?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Geoff‏ @IamGeoff74 Aug 15
        Replying to @Geek_Prince @weedobbles @TheOnion

        Real... but tinted yellow.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. DJ WEED PIZZA‏ @DJWeedPizza Aug 15
        Replying to @TheGeoffEvans @Geek_Prince and

        The piss tape is real

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Drew O.‏ @someguy_9 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *insert obligatory “I thought you guys were satire lulz” response*

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
      3. Vedgy‏ @VedgyB Aug 16
        Replying to @someguy_9 @TheOnion

        I'm so tired of these

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Kali Desu‏ @KaliDesuAU Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I sure VOX and Buzzfeed will pick this up without fact checking. 😁

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Crayoh‏ @crayoh Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probably acres of footage of him hitting on underage girls, too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Andrew Gillies‏ @Matroishkabrain Aug 15
        Replying to @crayoh @TheOnion

        Several hundredweight of @McDonalds wrappers too, I expect.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. SSSpook‏ @SSEmeryBird Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        First he discovers america, now he snitching on Trump.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. SSSpook‏ @SSEmeryBird Aug 15
        Replying to @SSEmeryBird @TheOnion

        By the way, before anyone gets angry: this is a joke. I'm not even a Trump supporter myself. I'm just trying to make a history joke and am not trying to offend or anger anybody.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. ROBERTO OSUNA‏ @battedball Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FakeNews #BantheOnion

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. gonnae no dae that  🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿‏ @Mr_HulaStache Aug 15
        Replying to @battedball @TheOnion

        The onion is a joke magazine

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. ROBERTO OSUNA‏ @battedball Aug 15
        Replying to @Mr_HulaStache @TheOnion

        No kidding. What a joke! #FakeNews #BantheOnion

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Ban all October memes‏ @PleaseDont99 Aug 15
        Replying to @battedball @Mr_HulaStache @TheOnion

        Ban the onion form what? Ban them from their own site that they created themselves? Good luck with that.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. ROBERTO OSUNA‏ @battedball Aug 15
        Replying to @PleaseDont99 @Mr_HulaStache @TheOnion

        Obviously from social media and the internet

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Ban all October memes‏ @PleaseDont99 Aug 15
        Replying to @battedball @Mr_HulaStache @TheOnion

        Banning someone from the internet isn't actually possible.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      8. ROBERTO OSUNA‏ @battedball Aug 15
        Replying to @PleaseDont99 @Mr_HulaStache @TheOnion

        Ask China about that, buddy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Sandvich‏ @vaulthunter9002 Aug 15
        Replying to @battedball @PleaseDont99 and

        You have to be a satire account lol. Surely no one is this stupid. This article is a joke. No one SHOULD believe this.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      10. End of conversation

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