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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

    Senate Republicans Promise There Will Be Plenty Of Time To Review Kavanaugh Writings When They Become Law Of Land https://trib.al/AWvBsDW pic.twitter.com/B0R5lgE8pR

    10:55 AM - 15 Aug 2018
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      1. Natty K‏ @StJamesGirl78 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @cmclymer

        This actually sounds like something they would really say

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      2. DJ Brjndige‏ @UnusuallyFlexib Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny because it's precisely what Nancy Pelosi said about the ACA

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      3. Boner Snotpoop‏ @BSnotpoop Aug 15
        Replying to @UnusuallyFlexib @TheOnion

        Came here to tweet this

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      2. Sohu Vavohu‏ @empty_void1 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kinda like “we have to pass the bill to see what’s in it”?

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      3. pjeanne‏ @p_jeanne97 Aug 16
        Replying to @empty_void1 @TheOnion

        No, actually nothing like that. Nice try, though.

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      1. MakeAmericaTheBest‏ @MakeAmericaBest Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        https://bit.ly/2MoQfMb 

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      2. Drew Margulis‏ @dmarge18 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Cool, now do one for Elena Kagan

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      4. Drew Margulis‏ @dmarge18 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheMemeCheetah @TheOnion

        1) not a trump supporter, so there's the typical name-calling mud-slinging 2) over 195,000 documents have been released for Kavanaugh, most ever for a SC nominee 3) i'm pointing out the hypocrisy/double-standard between the parties and media (even satire) coverage

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      1. CreakyOldGuy‏ @CreakyGuy Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @cmclymer

        I wish this was funny

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      1. Jason Parker 🇮🇱‏ @Jason_Parker12 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it”. -Speaker Nancy Pelosi

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      1. William Vasquez‏ @bbeevee Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So true

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      2. Gemini66‏ @Gemini6614 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They have stolen from Nancy Pelosi! and stealing is wrong!

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      1. Luke Dedych‏ @Flalom_flalom Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @KevinMKruse

        This is not distinguishable from real news.

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      1. Ben Harbold‏ @BenHarbold76 Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @KevinMKruse

        Funny if it wasn't a real possibility. I don't oppose Kavanagh, per se; he's a solid choice *clearly* handed to Trump by people that actually know things. That said, the concept of a one-party state is something these asshats would probably "have to consider" if Trump asked.

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      1. Dave Matthews‏ @WWMisleader Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @KevinMKruse

        Totally missed it was Onion piece for a minute... Good times, these

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      1. BoundbytheCurve‏ @boundbythecurve Aug 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        STOP MAKING YOUR JOKES TOO CLOSE TO REALITY, THEY REALLY COULD HAVE SAID THIS SHIT

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