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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Aug 15

    Biblical Scholars Find Evidence Church Covered Up For 3 Wise Men Who Molested Baby Jesus https://trib.al/ayOi8P5 pic.twitter.com/pOuEtz5vqc

    10:26 AM - 15 Aug 2018
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      1. New conversation
      2. Buddha Guru‏ @Buddha_Ohio Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This wouldn't have happened if Mary had that abortion she wanted.

        1 reply 0 retweets 43 likes
      3. RD Topp‏ @RDTopp Aug 15
        Replying to @Buddha_Ohio

        pic.twitter.com/xRlDytIUAo

        2 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
      4. Buddha Guru‏ @Buddha_Ohio Aug 15
        Replying to @RDTopp @TheOnion

        Not far enough?

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. RD Topp‏ @RDTopp Aug 15
        Replying to @Buddha_Ohio @TheOnion

        You should have worked in some bestiality to go along with it if you were *really* trying to offend.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      6. End of conversation
      1. Bobby3x‏ @BobbyBobbyBobby Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Going there: Sometimes it's necessary.

        0 replies 1 retweet 38 likes
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      2. Jim Englin‏ @airbear926 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow you can only hide behind “humor” so much. This crosses a line.

        10 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Robert McGee‏ @Robert__McGee Aug 15
        Replying to @airbear926 @TheOnion

        Yes, it crosses the line separating humorous from hilarious.

        1 reply 1 retweet 105 likes
      4. Hanna‏ @HannaMuses Aug 17
        Replying to @Robert__McGee @airbear926 @TheOnion

        Hmm...I am being persuaded Hell exists for some people who are beyond hope. Words spoken on Twitter echo throughout the universe, and so many fools carve their destiny here 🤕

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Robert McGee‏ @Robert__McGee Aug 17
        Replying to @HannaMuses @airbear926 @TheOnion

        If you think people making jokes deserve Hell, then you should go to a psychiatrist, or back to the 14th century -- whichever if more convenient for you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Jason Clark‏ @jgclark2424 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Completely uncalled for. Nothing funny about this post. Stick to BS topics. Making fun of any religion is a no go and will get you banned from my feed.

        7 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. See Jay Waters‏ @CJWauters Aug 15
        Replying to @jgclark2424 @TheOnion

        Whoa. That’ll learn ‘em!

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Qryzti (aka Kristy)‏ @TheRealQryzti Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh oh... Countdown to offended Christian outrage in 3...2...1.... 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Civic Duty  🇺🇸‏ @civic_usa Aug 15
        Replying to @TheRealQryzti @TheOnion

        Of course we are outraged...they are disparaging our religion. Where are their Muslim “jokes”? I’m tired of Catholics being targets of ridicule, but the left is too afraid of calling out Muslims (did you not see the compound in New Mexico?

        7 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. mark‏ @MlNNlCK Aug 15
        Replying to @civic_usa @TheRealQryzti

        pic.twitter.com/hsjk31dwXt

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Ymmel‏ @SVi80 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn’t cool

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3.  🐾BanryuBigBadWolf 🐾‏ @BanryuWolf Aug 15
        Replying to @SVi80 @TheOnion

        It's the coolest.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Jeff McMahon‏ @herculodge Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        3 Wise Men now work for Fox News.

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Mike McCarron ‏ @mccarron_mike Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well, there is a Bethlehem PA, so this does kinda check out....

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      2. Jasper The Cat‏ @moochie222 Aug 15
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But at least they brought gifts.

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Lance The Pants‏ @lance_the_pants Aug 15
        Replying to @moochie222 @TheOnion

        Yeah if there's one thing worse than molesting someone it's molesting them and *not* giving them Myrrh. The fuck is Myrrh anyway

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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